81. Hypochondriac Song The hypochondria Song. Copyright © Stephen Sykes, 2002. I wrote this lyric withmy father in mind, who is a well known hypochondriac. The hypochondria Song. http://www.stephensykes.com/lyric.html

The Hypochondria Song I wrote this lyric with my father in mind, who is a well known hypochondriac. He'll hate me for saying that. You're meant to imagine Tom Lehrer singing it to the tune of "I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major-General". The Hypochondria Song I've got lethary, depression, tetanus and constipation A severe case of shingles and worse verbigeration Nasty dental caries and mild intoxication Boils and warts, lice assorted causing irritation I've got chickenpox, chicken flu, bovine tuberculosis Cat scratch fever, monkeypox, and various zoonoses My kidneys, spleen and liver in a state of bad cirrhosis Plaque and cysts and ulcers causing foetid halitosis I've got gastritis, hepatitis, and poliomyelitis Lymphaigitis, meningitis, and gastroenteritis Dermatitis, peritonitis, spongiform encephalitis Mastitis, salpingitis and chronic endometritis [spoken] Which is inflammation of the womb lining if you want to know I've got smallpox, I've got great pox and I need a circumcision Chilblains, frostbite, measles, pulmonary embolism

82. Hypochondria hypochondria. Definition hypochondria risk. There is no specific cause ofhypochondria, and it occurs in men and women with equal frequency. http://www.healthscout.com/ency/article/001236.htm

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Hypochondria For the past 6 months, I've been more sick than I've ever been. According to the University of Michigan ( here ) I don't have hypochondria. What I do have currently is best illustrated in the visual depiction on the right. Hypochondria is about imagined illnesses. There is nothing imagined in the 14 gallons of phlegm I've coughed up. We store it out back, in one of those plastic paint buckets. There is nothing imagined about the days of work lost (and money; my employer insists on NOT having sick or personal days until one has worked for them at least a year). It's time to take matters into my own hands. It's time not to be sick. It's time to feel good. It's time to not keep looking down at the tissue with revulsion (and then insist that the wife look at it). It's time to swab the dog with that anti-dander stuff. It's time to spray the entire apartment in bleach. It's time to think about wearing a Tyvek body suit with respirator. Comments Chad says: Either that or you two love making drinks and nookie all day long and just want an excuse to stay home. email site 1 / 10.07.2002, 4:11 PM

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86. Hypochondria - Mental Health Terms And Definitions By Health Dictionary Definition for hypochondria and other Mental Health Terms by Health Dictionary. DocLoan s Advice. hypochondria Excessive concern about health. http://www.health-dictionary.com/mental-health-term-details/Hypochondria

AIDS / HIV Alzheimer's Disease Cancer Chronic Fatigue Syndrome ... Surgery Terms Other Resources: Nursing Home Resources Science Dictionary Home Health Care Legal Dictionary ... Doc Loan's Advice document.write(lday + ", " +lmonth + " " + date + ", " + year ) Hypochondria: Excessive concern about health. More Mental Health Terms A B C ... Z Information and definitions of the medical conditions and diseases have been taken from various reliable government publications and we have done our best to verify their accuracy. If you feel any of the definitions are incorrect or needs to be updated please contact us and we will look into it. Contact Health Dictionary - Medical and Disease Terms and Definitions 2002-2004. All right are reserved.

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AIDS / HIV Alzheimer's Disease Cancer Chronic Fatigue Syndrome ... Surgery Terms Other Resources: Nursing Home Resources Science Dictionary Home Health Care Legal Dictionary ... Doc Loan's Advice document.write(lday + ", " +lmonth + " " + date + ", " + year ) Hypochondria: An exaggerated concern about bodily processes and the possibility of having various diseases. More Depression Terms A B C ... Z Information and definitions of the medical conditions and diseases have been taken from various reliable government publications and we have done our best to verify their accuracy. If you feel any of the definitions are incorrect or needs to be updated please contact us and we will look into it. Contact Health Dictionary - Medical and Disease Terms and Definitions 2002-2004. All right are reserved.

88. In The Making: Hypochondria '99 - Patsy Payne On one level hypochondria is a self portrait. However, the portrayal ofmy metabolism does not reveal my self in a readily recognisable form. http://www.abc.net.au/arts/headspace/special/patsy/default.htm

M edical imaging technologies "noninvasively" open windows into secret depths of the body and brain, allowing visual interpretations of the interface between the visible and the invisible. PET scanning is an important diagnostic tool in diseases such as cancer, epilepsy and Alzheimer's disease. Detailed information about the body's biochemistry, which is subtly or grossly affected by different diseases, is gained from the analysis of glucose metabolism. The essence of PET scans is that the information gained is about processes rather than structure in the body. What is the relationship between the objectively defined data of the somatic body and the sense of self? We are able to gain a more and more detailed understanding of the finer and finer particles which form our physical body. However there are aspects of our state of being, which are difficult to define yet intrinsic to our understanding of who we are. I was scanned from head to toe two years ago. I was put through a Position Emission Tomography scanner at Royal Prince Alfred Hospital. This machine detected and measured the gamma rays emitted from my body and thus recorded an image of my biochemical function. In order to get this information, a radioactive tracer in the form of an isotope of glucose - fluorodeoxyglucose - was injected into me.

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90. Pleural Mesothelioma? Or Maybe Hypochondria? National Jewish Medical Research Center is consistently ranked the 1 hospitalin America. Subject pleural mesothelioma? or maybe hypochondria? http://www.medhelp.org/perl6/RespiratoryDisorders/messages/154a.html

Med Help International A not-for-profit organization Questions in The Respiratory Disorders Forum are being answered by doctors and health care professionals from Subject: pleural mesothelioma? or maybe hypochondria? Topic Area: Lung Abscess Forum: The Respiratory Disorders Forum Question Posted By: fairydust on Sunday, January 06, 2002 i am 29. i have had both a hida scan and a complete ultra sound of my abdomen yet my bottom VERY bottom- right rib hurts to touch or rub it started out as abdominal pain. i read about a girl who died at 23 from pleural mesothelioma and her symptoms started out with pain from her bottom right rib pain. i have other problems too and a psychiatric history but i am still hurting. i do smoke some but am TRYING to quit- i have only smoked a year i don't know if any of my elementary schools had asbestos or not. i had a chest film in september and it was okay. the rib still hurts... it is tender and though the abdominal pain is gone it feels full in that area when i bend over. i haven't had a cold or anything like that. i don't even know if i should be posting here. can fibromyalgia cause this type of pain? where do i go now? my GI doc says it is nothing and my GP is frustrated. who do i see? could this be pleural mesothelioma? it took them forever to diagnose her. Answer Posted By: NJC-R.N.-DC on Tuesday, January 15, 2002

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92. Science Blog - Cognitive Behavior Therapy Effective For Hypochondria Cognitive behavior therapy effective for hypochondria Posted on Wednesday,March 24 @ 110348 PST by bjs. Behavior Patients with http://www.scienceblog.com/community/article2512.html

Main Menu Home AvantGo Contact Directory New! Elsewhere Forums Science Gifts New! Search Submit News Surveys Topics ... Your Account BlogAds Cognitive behavior therapy effective for hypochondria Posted on Wednesday, March 24, 2004 @ 11:03 AM PST by bjs Patients with a persistent fear or belief that they have a serious, undiagnosed illness significantly reduced their symptoms and anxieties by participating in therapy sessions which examined possible factors for their fears, according to a new study. Hypochondriasis occurs in as many as 5 percent of medical outpatients, and can be a disabling and chronic condition. Hypochondriasis generally has not been responsive to psychological and pharmacological treatment and is costly for the health care system, according to background information in the article. Until recently, no specific treatment has been clearly demonstrated to be effective. From JAMA Cognitive behavior therapy effective for treating people with hypochondria Patients with a persistent fear or belief that they have a serious, undiagnosed illness significantly reduced their symptoms and anxieties by participating in therapy sessions which examined possible factors for their fears, according to a study in the March 24/31 issue of The Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA). Hypochondriasis occurs in as many as 5 percent of medical outpatients, and can be a disabling and chronic condition. Hypochondriasis generally has not been responsive to psychological and pharmacological treatment and is costly for the health care system, according to background information in the article. Until recently, no specific treatment has been clearly demonstrated to be effective.

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BODY POSITIVE May 2001, Volume XIV, Number 5 HIV Hypochondria "Am I going crazy or am I really getting sick?" By J. Buzz von Ornsteiner, Ph.D. I tested HIV-positive one year ago. My problem is that I feel very tired and stressed out and I think every minute, "O.K. this is it, I now have AIDS!" I go to the doctor all the time and the appointments always end in the same way. This is how it goes: after a minor examination my doctor states that there is nothing wrong with me and suggests I consider psychotherapy or taking medication to control my stress level. Then I feel like I am going crazy and I leave not knowing if I am really sick or I just think I am. When I tell my friends or my parents I feel stressed, burned out and fed up, they think it's AIDS-related and encourage me to see my doctor. However, now my doctor has requested that I call him before coming in and to limit my medical visits to once a month, unless it is an emergency. Am I going crazy or am I becoming a hypochondriac? A Response to this Composite Case Study Wisely, your doctor has restricted your medical visits, suggested therapy and has indicated that he will prescribe medication for your anxiety. Please listen to what your medical doctor is telling you. Your exhaustion seems to be related to your own stress, not to your HIV status. Although this may be hard for you to consider please look at your own thoughts and how they may affect your health and daily outlook. How often do you think about your HIV status and how much do you think these thoughts effect how you feel?

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Additional resources for this story HYPOCHONDRIA SHARYL ATTKISSON: We all have friends or relatives we jokingly call hypochondriacs. They constantly worry about being sick even though they're perfectly fine. But, in fact, true hypochondria involves much more than a little worrying. It's an obsession so severe that psychiatrists consider it a mental disorder... a disorder that some now think can be treated with medicine. Megan Beyer has more on this controversial approach to helping hypochondriacs. MEGAN BEYER: Nine teenagers and a water fight. Eight years ago, Carla Cantor wouldn't have been able to take the backyard antics of her daughter Danielle and her friends. It all started with the birth of her son Michael. Holding him while nursing made her wrist hurt. Plus she was fatigued and had rashes on her face. CARLA CANTOR: I said, could this be the beginnings of an arthritic illness? An autoimmune disease like rheumatoid arthritis or lupus? And this doctor looked at me and goes, "Could be." And I actually fainted dead away. MEGAN BEYER: A medical writer, by trade, Carla researched her symptoms and decided she was dying of lupus.

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