Extractions: About The Club Join Us Upcoming Events USC Sports ... Click here for SC Song Central USCTAMPABAY The official alumni club of the University of South Carolina for Tampa Bay, Florida Congratulations to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers for winning the Super Bowl! Stay tuned for upcoming events. Last Modified: January 29, 2003 Web Master: Mark Baldyga email@example.com Click here for Lightning Alumni Night Pictures
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The Underground | Punk Maneuverability Punk Maneuverability's romance stories, mostly pairing Mulder/Scully, but also some stories involving Skinner or Pendrell. Also includes stories of angst and humor, tributes to Mulder and Scully, and a few sports Night and West Wing stories. http://home.teleport.com/~punkm/index.html
Larae.net Lara Eakins. Includes pictures from her trips, pictures of stitch and quilt projects, information on her family history, a collection of her favorite humor emails, and a list of her favorite books, movies, music, sports, and TV shows. http://larae.net/
Extractions: var enabled = 'no'; Kendall Quotes: Click to View or Add Text. This is a website for the greatest baseball player alive, Jason Kendall. He's come a long way in his career. He isn't just a pretty face, he's also a hard working baseball player. I'm sure he is what makes Pirates fans proud and we're happy he's staying in Pittsburgh. I love you Jason!!!!!! Good Luck this season Jason!!! Hey Everyone!! Thank you so much for your patience. I plan on updating the website, so stop back because I have lots of new stuff to add!!! If you haven't already e-mailed me with a story about when you've met Jason or if you want to have your name posted on here to tell everyone that you're a fan, please do so, I'd LOVE to hear from you!!! ALSO VERY IMPORTANT: I want you to email me with your letters to Jason!!! I know this is kind of early, but I'm already thinking about Piratefest 2004. When I go ( if Jason's signing autographs), I'd like to have a little book put together consisting of all of your letters so he can read them!! So start thinking about what you want to say and send them to me!!! Please put "Letter to Jason" in the subject line so I know what it is!! Not only that we NEED to show that we stand behind Jason this year, not matter what!! Thanks!!! Thanks for a great season Jason, you are what makes us proud to be Bucco fans!!! Here's to many more great seasons with the Pirates!!!
Extractions: President George W. Bush Rarely, if ever, has America Still, why do we dare to associate the term coach with our nations highest office? All sports-minded people will realize that the term coach is a complimentary, even affectionate term. Anyone who has ever coached a youth team of any sort and years later turned to hear a happy adult voice say Hey Coach! will certainly appreciate the connotation. And so it is, that with the greatest respect and admiration, we refer to our president as Americas Head Coach As commander-in-chief of the armed forces, our president must coach his team in times of peace and war. Sports is the ultimate solace for our troops away from home, whether it be a pick-up game of football in the desert, or a chance to watch a World Series game or the Super Bowl by satellite. We believe that nothing more than sports and the desire to excel at all endeavors embodies our beliefs in
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Extractions: Bush vows to stop 'Yankee madman' By John Breneman Citing his brazen acquisition of the most powerful weapon in all of baseball, President Bush today called New York Yankees dictator George Steinbrenner an "imminent threat" to America's national pastime. Bush said the only way to deal with Steinbrenner, who shocked the nation this weekend by adding Alex Rodriguez to his already devastating arsenal, is to "take him out." "Make no mistake, the Yankee madman now has the capability to wipe out the hopes and dreams of entire cities," said Bush, adding that a pre-emptive military strike may be the only way to topple the Steinbrenner regime. Economic sanctions like baseball's luxury tax have failed to stop Steinbrenner from stockpiling an offensive juggernaut so powerful that it threatens to destroy America's sacred national game, the president said, so it is time to "smoke him out" of his heavily fortified compound at Yankee Stadium. See YANKEES, next page
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Extractions: by Bill Hogan I don't like the idea of there being two weeks between the NFL Conference Championships and the Super Bowl. There's too much time to analyze, scrutinize and criticize. Each participating team's strengths and weaknesses are dissected to the nth degree and the players are put under a microscope by the media for fourteen days. By the time he enters the starting gate at Belmont Park on Saturday, Smarty Jones will have been under the probing and watchful eyes of horse racing experts, commentators, reporters and fans for 21 mind-numbing days. Thankfully, though, Smarty can't understand what all the commotion is about. The general opinion seems to be unanimous. Smarty Jones will win the 136th running of the Belmont Stakes. He will start the mile and a half race from the number nine post position and has been dubbed a 2-5 favorite to win the grueling event, capture the Triple Crown and take home a $5 million bonus for his troubles.
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Extractions: GAMBLING STORIES If you stick around long enough, you'll see some very funny stuff ^v^v^v^ I love gambling stories. They often have an insider's perspective that only other veteran gamblers can fully appreciate. They can be disastrous and funny at the same time, concerning everything from bad beats to near misses to insights into human nature. If you gamble long enough, you'll surely collect stories of your own. Here are a few of mine... The Chargers, J. R.?
Extractions: Scott's Beer Count (as of 11/28/03): Vin's Beer Count (as of 11/28/03): THE WIDE WORD BABE OF THE MONTH WORTHY CAUSES ... 2002 College Football Awards Like Our Drunken Stories? Give us some money so we can do it more often! It was a somewhat rainy Sunday morning, when the players took the field. Batting practice pitchers lobbed 'em in, and the bashers took turns smackin' tape-measure home runs. This day would see a number of sluggers - Sammy Sosa, Jim Thome, Jason Giambi, Frank Thomas, Richie Sexson, and Alex Rodriguez. But neither of these men would steal the day. Go to Article Go to Article Go to Article Babe of the Month The Wide Word of Sports was created about a year and a half ago. The site was founded by myself and the Vindog and was meant to be a place where we could write sports-related articles for anyone who found us to enjoy. Go to Article Sometimes I just get annoyed. Sometimes the annoyance will grow to the point of anger, and sometimes to a point of deep fury and hatred. Eventually, you have to draw a line.