81. Science Humor 30, 158, 408, PhysicsSongs.org. 31, 157, 262, Reptile Dysfunction. 32, 157,68, Black Sun Space humor. 33, 155, 27, EddNet chemistry The Home of a MadChemist. http://www.ringsurf.com/netring?ring=sciencehumor;action=stats

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83. Gilligan.cox.miami.edu/G-html/chemhum.html Web Links Nobel Laureates in chemistry. This Week in the History of chemistry. chemistryhumor ChemTeam humor Menu. Molecules with Silly or Unusual Names. http://gilligan.cox.miami.edu/G-html/chemhum.html

84. Chemical Humor Bad chemistry Jokes and Stories. Updated January 15, 2002. A True Story; TopTen ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab; The Final Exam A True Story. http://www.nku.edu/~russellk/G-html/chemhum.html

Bad Chemistry Jokes and Stories Updated January 15, 2002 What are they? another example What type of FURNITURE am I? Answer What WORD am I? Answer What expression am I? Answer What type of FURNITURE am I? Answer What WORD am I? Answer What type of FURNITURE am I? Answer What form of TRANSPORTATION am I? Answer What What type of CLOTHING am I? Answer What CHEMICAL am I? Answer What am I? Answer What MEDICAL PROCEDURE am I? Answer What is their job? Click here to see full size image Answer What WORD am I? Answer What am I? Answer What WORD am I? Answer What WORD am I? Answer What WORD am I? Answer What WORD describes this group? Answer What WORD describes this group? Answer What Phrase is this? Answer Which compound below is the least expensive ? Answer What gas never cries? Answer This jokes was kindly provided by Angel S A white bear was found dissolved in water. How is this possible? Answer This jokes was kindly provided by Jill MacDonald, in Halifax, NS, Canada . (5/25/99) What do you call a swim team made up of girls named Jennifer? Answer Where did they go?

85. #Beginner - Humor, Chemistry Lesson Just for Fun .. Funnybone. chemistry Lesson. Two new additions tothe periodic table of elements. Element Name WOMAN Symbol WO http://www.ircbeginner.com/justfun/fb-chemistry.html

Home Gallery IRC Info Op/Voice Info ... SEARCH Just for Fun..... Funnybone Chemistry Lesson Two new additions to the periodic table of elements. Element Name: WOMAN Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!) Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen. Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. Element Name: MAN Symbol: XY Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50) Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples. Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

86. Humor: Chemistry Carols chemistry Carols. The chemistry Teacher s Coming to Town. The chemistryTeacher s coming to town. I m Dreaming of a White Precipitate. http://people.bu.edu/metalman/chemistry_xmas_carols.html

Chemistry Carols The Chemistry Teacher's coming to town I'm dreaming of a white precipitate Silent labs Deck the labs ... Silver nitrate The Chemistry Teacher's Coming to Town You better not weigh You better not heat You better not react I'm telling you now The Chemistry Teacher's coming to town. He's collecting data He's checking it twice He's gonna find out The heat of melting ice The Chemistry Teacher's coming to town. He sees you when you're decanting He knows when you titrate He knows when you are safe or not So wear goggles for goodness sake. Oh, you better not filter And drink your filtrate You better not be careless and spill your precipitate. The Chemistry Teacher's coming to town. I'm Dreaming of a White Precipitate I'm dreaming of a white precipitate just like the ones I used to make Where the colors are vivid and the chemist is livid to see impurities in the snow. I'm dreaming of a white precipitate with every chemistry test I write may your equations be balanced and right and may all your reactions be bright.

87. Holiday Humor Web Sites MISCELLANEOUS humor. Periodic Table of the Rejected Elements. The PeriodicTable of Comic Books. Various chemistry Related Jokes. Join http://greece.k12.ny.us/oly/chemistry/Holidays and Humor.htm

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88. Resources Excellent CDs of chemistry and physics songs for older youth Physics humor on theWeb A large collection of physics humor (some of which don t seem particularly http://www.tranquility.net/~scimusic/resources.html

List of Resources for Music (other than the products available from Dr. Chordate) and Humor in the Science Classroom. Please check the Products and Programs page for a large selection of science music available from Dr. Chordate. Earth and Space Science AstroCapella 2.0: A Musical Exploration of the Universe a new enhanced CD by The Chromatics contains 13 songs about the solar system, plus movies, activities, etc. The rocking, high-energy, professionally recorded and produced songs cover topics in astronomy. Check one or the other of their web sites: The Chromatics or Astrocapella . NASA engineers and allies with too little to do? Astronomy Songs Beth's Rock Collection Beth Cook, a high school science teacher from Blue Springs, Missouri, has some excellent songs that she uses in her earth science classes. Geology Songs Weather Songs Rocks and Water Songs and other materials by Canadian folk singer Chris Rawlings. Rock 'n' Soil songs by Francis D. Hole (is this a made up name for an earth science teacher, or what?) and students at R. M. Teitelman School, Cape May NJ. Life Science The Biochemists' Songbook by Harold Baum. This book of 13 songs, published by Pergamon Press, first came out in 1982. (I understand that a later edition has 19 songs, but I only have the earlier edition myself.) The singer on the accompanying tape is Gary Bond (former rock musician and star of the Broadway musicals "Joseph" and "Evita"). The lyrics are set to some popular and/or classical tunes: for example, Waltz Round the Cycle (Waltzing Matilda), Battle Hymn of the Aerobes, Beta Oxidation (There's a Tavern in the Town), and so on. It may be hard to find, and it's not for everyone, but the songs do illustrate some heavy duty biochemical points.

89. Chemistry Mid-term On Hell - Humor usually quite funny. chemistry Mid Term. The following is an actualquestion given on University of IOWA chemistry mid term. The answer http://www.analyticalq.com/humor/hell.htm

analytical Q Contact Suggest a Link Humor Hell and Boyle's Law courtesy of Tony, who forwards me jokes that are usually quite funny Chemistry Mid Term The following is an actual question given on University of IOWA chemistry mid term. The answer was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

90. Directory - Recreation: Humor: Science: Chemistry Sites MDeA s chemistry Fun Page · cached · The ultimate site for chemistryhumor. Ask Chemists · cached · chemistry jokes and humorous essays. http://www.incywincy.com/default?p=59445

91. Molecules With Silly Or Unusual Names Thanks to Victoria Barclay of Advanced chemistry Development, Inc., Toronto, for Alasthe editor was neither imaginative nor humorous, and suggested that a http://www.bris.ac.uk/Depts/Chemistry/MOTM/silly/sillymols.htm

Molecules with Silly or Unusual Names Believe it or not, some chemists do have a sense of humour, and this page is a testament to that. Here we'll show you some real molecules that have unusual, ridiculous or downright silly names. If you know of any other potential candidates for this page, please let me know . People from all over the world have sent me so many contributions to this page, that I've now had to split it into three smaller pages. The 3D structure files of many of these molecules can be obtained by clicking on the images. Information on what you need to view these structure files can be found here Arsole Yes, believe it or not, there is actually a molecule called Arsole ... and it's a ring! It is the arsenic equivalent of pyrrole, and although it is rarely found in its pure form, it is occasionally seen as a sidegroup in the form of organic arsolyls . For more information, see the paper with probably the best title of any scientific paper I've ever come across: "Studies on the Chemistry of the Arsoles", G. Markl and H. Hauptmann, J. Organomet. Chem

92. Jokes Related To Chemistry Back to my home. Last update Got a problem? Ask Chemists! They have all the solutions. Pick anyone you want, please. http://nmr.chem.ohiou.edu/leo/jokes

93. Carleton College: Chemistry Images from Summer Research June August, 2003. chemistry Students checkout the announcement page for information you will want to know! http://www.acad.carleton.edu/curricular/CHEM/

Images from Summer Research June - August, 2003 Chemistry Students check out the announcement page for information you will want to know! Celebrating Chuck Carlin - "Free From the Bonds!" Quick Link to the All-New e-Beaker! Chemists study nature at the molecular level, and the broad field of chemistry is often called the "central science," positioned between the atomic world of physics and the complex living systems of biology. Chemistry is primarily an experimental science requiring well- developed laboratory and problem-solving skills. But theoretical chemistry is also an important field in its own right with strong components of modern mathematics and computer technology. The chemistry curriculum at Carleton deals extensively with fundamental ideas and with experimental chemistry. Undergraduate research is an active part of the program. Please take a few moments to learn about our department ( note : items which are not links will be added soon.):

94. Sizzling Organic Chemistry Dramas Let s go contaminate some ethanol! Check out How to Pass chemistry! See more sciencehumor at Songs of Geology! Return to Heptune s Journal of Lore and Levity! http://www.heptune.com/chemtale.html

Sizzling Organic Chemistry Dramas! by Brenna Lorenz Electrophilic Addition (A Molecular Drama) Characters : Secondary carbon (Sec) is sharing four electrons with Primary Carbon (Prim) to form a propene molecule. Along comes a hungry electrophilic Hydrogen (Hyd) who is bonded to an electron-hogging Chlorine (Chlor). Hyd : Oh, look at all those electrons on that propene! Chlor : What's with you? Aren't my electrons good enough for you? Hyd : (disgusted) Your electrons. That's the whole trouble with you. They're our electrons, you pig! Prim : Hi, Hydrogen! Nice nucleus! Chlor : You keep your electrons away from my Hydrogen's nucleus! Hyd : (to Propene) Would you share your electrons with little old me? Prim and Sec : Yes! Hyd : (Shoving electron pair at Chlorine) Here! Keep your precious electrons! I'm going to bond with someone who appreciates me. (Hydrogen grabs one of the electron pairs shared by Secondary and Primary Carbons, and after a brief struggle, Secondary lets go, leaving Hydrogen bonded to Primary.) Sec : Help! I'm a carbocation! Someone give me some electrons, quick! (Spots Chlorine.) Hey, you've got electrons to spare. Share them with me.

95. High School Chemistry Resources On The Web Dictionary Eric Weisstein Combined Chemical Dictionary Arizona State UniversityThe Ultimate Scientific Dictionary (humorous) chemistry Web Dictionary http://www.chemistrycoach.com/high.htm

Relevant (High School) Chemistry Resources on the Web last updated 10/7/02 links verified 9/25/02 Topics definitions of chemical terms periodic tables data constants and equations ... not standardized tests definitions of chemical terms Chemistry Dictionary The Chemical Inst of Canada Chemistry Dictionary The Chemical Institute of Canada also Chemistry Dictionary Chemical Dictionary : Eric's Treasure Trove Online Chemistry Dictionary The Chemistry Consortium The Great Big Chemistry Dictionary Mr. Guch Chemical Dictionary Chempros Chemistry Dictionary Eric Weisstein Combined Chemical Dictionary Arizona State University The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary (humorous) Chemistry Web Dictionary (translation) (Leonardo) Chemistry Glossary (Illinois Urbana-Champaign) Chemistry Glossary (About.com) Chemistry Glossary (Hyperchemistry on the Web) Glossary of Chemical Terms (Purdue University) Glossary of Chemical Terms Illinois State University Dept. of Chemistry

96. Points In Case.com :: College Humor, Quotes, Away Messages, AIM Humor on the whole fuckin Periodic Table. (Nothing like a little chemistryhumor, right?). Step 3. Don t be afraid to take cheap shots. http://www.pointsincase.com/

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97. WebAnalytes -knowledge-based Information The History of chemistry, Woodrow Wilson Summer Institute; 1992. chemistryHumor. Art of Distillation (1651), John French s; U of Penn Library. http://www.webanalytes.com/cheminfo.htm

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98. Chemistry Web chemistry Library, University of Iowa. Copyright (c) 19962003. The Universityof Iowa. All rights reserved. Please send comments to lib-chem@uiowa.edu. http://www.lib.uiowa.edu/chem/chemcool2.htm

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99. Urban Legends Reference Pages: College (Feign Reaction) Feign Reaction, Advertisement. Legend Student makes humorous guessesat answers on chemistry exam. Origins On our Shortchanging http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/chemistry.asp

var TheAdcode = 'ad1874e'; Feign Reaction Legend: Student makes humorous guesses at answers on chemistry exam. Origins: On our " Shortchanging the Subject " page we cite some legendary examples from students who, faced with essay exam questions they couldn't handle, chose to answer completely different questions instead. The images linked below illustrate a different approach to handling unanswerable test questions: just write anything, even if your responses are completely goofy and nonsensical. You may not get any credit for your answers, but at least you'll have the satisfaction of knowing that you didn't leave sections of your exam paper completely blank. There's always a chance the professor may not read what you've written, or that he'll be sufficiently impressed with your honesty and sense of humor to throw a few points your way. We don't known the full origins of the scanned sections of a chemistry test displayed below (other than that they were obviously taken from a fuller version of the exam found elsewhere), but even if the putative student didn't score any points with his professor on these selected questions, his answers are worthy of enshrinement in this collection of contemporary lore. Each of the pages shown here will display a full-size image when clicked upon, and the questions and answers given within each are transcribed beneath.

100. BRAIN RELAXATION ACTIVITIES An intuitive resource guide for synthetic organic chemists http://www.organicworldwide.net/relax.html

Home About Mission Target audiance ... Unsubscribe Brain relaxation activities [Organic chemistry and humor] [Amusing Stories] [Dramas] [Chemistry games] ... [Funny sentences] Organic chemistry and humor This site contains a selection of jokes about organic chemistry extracted from the list of science jokes compiled by J. Verhagen. Any additions to this list are welcome Phrases Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate! Never replicate a successful experiment -Fett's law. It takes alkynes to make a world. A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library. Make it myself? But I'm a physical organic chemist! First law of Laboratorics: Hot glass and cold glass look alike! Questions and Answers Q: Why are organic chemists the cleanest people you'll ever meet... A: They wash their hands even before they go to the restroom! Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates. Q: What's a cation afraid of? A: A dogion! Rules of the lab 1. When you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.

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