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  1. Humor and Humanism in Chemistry. by JOHN READ, 1947
  2. The Cartoon Guide to Chemistry (Cartoon Guide To...) by Larry Gonick, Craig Criddle, 2005-05-03
  3. No-Sweat Science: Chemistry Experiments (No-Sweat Science) by Louis V. Loeschnig, 2005-11-01
  4. Cool Chemistry: Great Experiments With Simple Stuff by Steven W. Moje, 1999-06-30
  5. Humor and Wellness in Clinical Intervention
  6. Scientific American, Volume 22, No. 1, January 1, 1870A Weekly Journal of Practical Information, Art, Science, Mechanics, Chemistry, and Manufactures. by Various, 2005-09-01
  7. Scientific American, Volume 17, No. 26 December 28, 1867A Weekly Journal of Practical Information, Art, Science, Mechanics, Chemistry, and Manufactures. by Various, 2005-09-01
  8. GenComics (Erlebnis Wissenschaft) by Hanno Bolz, 2001-10-15
  9. Strategies of Sex: and other verses to diversity, adversity and perversity by Edwin Dennis Kilbourne, 2005-05-20
  10. Lake Wobegon USA Fertility (Lake Wobegon) by Garrison Keillor, 1995-05-01

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63. Songs Of Geology And Chemistry And Other Science-Related Jokes And Humor
Songs, poems, jokes about geology and chemistry.
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GEOLOGY SONGS
The Geologist's Come-All-Ye (a folksong) by Brenna Lorenz Come all ye lads and you will hear
About the life that we love dear, Refrain: With our diddle-air-re-oh, falling rock away, knock it down,
Fall-di-knock-a-rock-away, me laddie-oh! Geologists all bold and strong,
We are the subject of this song. We get up with the rising sun
And map until the day is done. We walk two hundred miles a day,
And study rocks along the way. We fight our way through brush and trees
And slog through bog up to our knees. When flies are thick, then we don't walk,
They carry us from rock to rock. We swing our hammers with a whack,
Take home an outcrop on our backs. Nine hundred pounds of rock or more
Is just an average daily score. If we run out of food to eat
There's always rock beneath our feet.

64. Chemistry - Humor Or Humour - Fun Science Sites
These are links to fun chemistry, humorous sites, games, and interesting factoids. HowTo GuideChemical Structures ArchiveWorked chemistry Problemschemistry GlossaryBrowse CategoriesGeneral
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Ok, it's acknowledged that cramming for an organic exam isn't fun, but chemists are hilarious! Here is a collection of the funniest and strangest chemistry websites. There are sites that are just 'fun' too.
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Recent Molecules with Strange Names Here's a collection of molecules that have strange or silly names. There are lots of molecules with weird names, so this list will grow and grow. Chemistry Concentration Game Are you ready for some chemistry fun? Match the chemistry-related images to win the game in this version of the classic concentration game. Now, can you beat your time? Interpreting Statements in Scientific Papers What does it mean when a scientists writes, "it can be shown" or "a trend is obvious"? Here are translations for these and other common phrases used in research papers. Amino Acid Hangman Game This hangman game makes a great quiz to make sure you know how to spell the names of the amino acids and to reinforce your knowledge of whether they have polar, nonpolar, or charged side chains.

65. Science Jokes
Collection of mathematics, physics, chemistry, biology, geology and university humor. It also includes humorous quotes, rhymes, mnemonics and anecdotes about scientists
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66. Jokes And Science
Jokes organized by topic, including biology, earth science, chemistry, Einstein, math, and physics.
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67. Humor And Chemistry.
 humor in chemistry. Like everyone else chemists have a sense of humor.Below we have a couple of links that set out to prove this.
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Humor in Chemistry
Like everyone else chemists have a sense of humor. Below we have a couple of links that set out to prove this.
The Coalition to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide has a great site. If you haven't had much chemistry or your brain is fried, this site is only amusing if you remember that dihydrogen monoxide is water.
Scientific experiments do not only have to be performed with chemicals. This site called T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. (Tests With Inorganic Noxious Kakes In Extreme Situations), has some funny, very scientifically done, experiments performed on your favorite snack cakes and in the proper scientific method format. The experiments were done to "determine the properties of that incredible food, the Twinkie."
Lisa Boffa at Umass has compiled a few comics called Lab Rats which make fun of the trials and tribulations of chemistry undergrads. Feeling overwhelmed with labs and tests? These cartoon characters are in the same boat.
You think you know all the elements on the periodic table. Well, the heaviest element known to science was recently discovered, Administratium ! Take a look at this site, it is one of about twenty sites devoted to Admiministratium. It's an element that is found everywhere and seems to becoming more abundant.

68. Labinternet Online Science Magazine Featuring Latest Scientific Laboratory Techn
The latest advances in laboratory equipment and technology in analytical chemistry, electrochemistry, gas chromatography, HPLC, spectroscopy, biotechnology, biomedical research, data acquisition, food science, environmental science plus scientific humor.
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69. Chemistry - Humor Or Humour - Fun Science Sites
and an updatable chemistry joke section. Gallery of Statistics Jokes Gary C. Ramseyer scollection of jokes about statistics and statisticians. humor On the
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Ok, it's acknowledged that cramming for an organic exam isn't fun, but chemists are hilarious! Here is a collection of the funniest and strangest chemistry websites. There are sites that are just 'fun' too.
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Recent Molecules with Strange Names Here's a collection of molecules that have strange or silly names. There are lots of molecules with weird names, so this list will grow and grow. Chemistry Concentration Game Are you ready for some chemistry fun? Match the chemistry-related images to win the game in this version of the classic concentration game. Now, can you beat your time? Interpreting Statements in Scientific Papers What does it mean when a scientists writes, "it can be shown" or "a trend is obvious"? Here are translations for these and other common phrases used in research papers. Amino Acid Hangman Game This hangman game makes a great quiz to make sure you know how to spell the names of the amino acids and to reinforce your knowledge of whether they have polar, nonpolar, or charged side chains.

70. Science Jokes:3. CHEMISTRY
chemistry. Subsections. 3. chemistry general. 3.1 chemistry poetry. 3.2 chemistry quotes Member of the Science humor Net Ring
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71. Science And Technology - Chemistry (Humor)
Organic chemistry humor Quotations, jokes, rules of the lab and a guideto scientific literature help explain the life of the organic chemist.
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The American Chemical Society presents the best jokes submitted in its first Joke-a-Rama contest. Here's your chance to discover the number of atoms in guacamole and why hamburger has lower energy than steak. Chemist's Night Before Christmas, A
This takeoff on the Christmas classic substitutes reactions, ringstands and medicinals for the more familiar holiday trappings, and transforms Santa into a flask-sniffing mad scientist. Chemist's Recipe for Chocolate Chip Cookies
Metric measurements, chemical names for ingredients and technical descriptions of the equipment put this recipe beyond the reach of the average baker, but it's good for a few hoots in the chem lab.

72. Top Ten Signs You've Been In Organic Chemistry Way Too Long
Back at the end of my sophomore year at college, after two semesters of Organic chemistry,my naturally humorseeking mind got to thinking about a top ten list
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I'm not fure if I'm serious about that or not... huge auditorium with about 300 or 400 students, so I was writing for a big audience. Also #2 is about Dr. Morrison, so if you didn't have him, you wouldn't get it. Actually, that one might have been the funniest. The thing is, nobody ever knew I wrote it. He kind of mentioned almost under his breath or as a side note that "a student brought this to me" as he was putting it on the overhead projector, but lots of people were talking and I think he was interrupted by something else, so most people probably didn't hear that and thought he wrote it. But I did, and my modesty prevented me from telling anyone. It consists mostly of esoteric jokes, so if you haven't had organic chemistry or it's been a long time since you had it, this won't seem as funny as it was back then. But believe me, it was a huge success. It's really sad that that was like my proudest moment of college...
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10. Every time you see a stop sign, you shout, "Cyclooctane!"

73. Science Humor Webring - History (1999- August 2000)
44, MDeA s chemistry Fun Page, Wed 07/26/2000 114901, The ultimate site for chemistryhumor.It contains tons of jokes and chemical puns for your entertainment.
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It is slow going in 1999. I have found no sites to invite. The labrats site joined, due to an invitation in December. January 11, Dr. Vulture's Laboratory of Evil Science joined without invitation. This was a great moment for me. A month later I found that he had moved the ring-fragment to a list with tens of webrings with in between a note which tells people not to follow the rings. I doubt anyone will go to any ring from that site, so I had to remove him from the science humor webring. I wonder what the other ringmasters think about this. In April and May, the ring grew slowly but surely by spontaneous submissions. Science Humor websites from January 10, 1999 till June 14, 1999

74. Aha! Jokes > Science, Chemistry, And Biology Jokes, Humor, And More!
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  • 75. Chemistry
    BHARTI PRESENTS. chemistry JOKES AND humor. Organic chemistry is the study ofcarbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
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    76. Galaxy Directory : Humor < Chemistry < Science
    humor in chemistry. Like everyone else chemists have a sense of humor.Below we have a couple of links that set out to prove this.
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    77. College Humor - Tricky Chemistry Final
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    78. Wisdom And Humor, Suslick Research Group Chemistry University Of
    Proposal Excerpts, Group Equipment, How To Give A Seminar, Laws of the Universe.Funding, Past Group Members, Ch315 Inorganic chemistry, Cartoons of humor and Wisdom.
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    79. Wisdom And Humor, Suslick Research Group Chemistry University Of
    Steven Wright Mr. Dryer believes in a sense of humor and to facilitatethis, he does not sleep. Nobel prize for chemistry 1908.
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    Science Jokes Join Date September 10, 2000 Collection of{;}mathematics, physics,chemistry, biology, geology and university humor.{;}It also includes humorous
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