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4. Harry Clark's Chemistry Web Site  (Jesuit Chemistry) Jesuit High School (New Orleans, Louisiana) chemistry website serving as a source of communication and resources for its students. Reference tables, labs with pictures, honor roll and special achievements, class webcam, teacher biography, course details, links to related and supporting material, and a bit of chemistry humor. http://jesuitnola.org/upload/clark/

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5. Chemistry Humor And Jokes Have fun with the Inorganic Ventures collection of chemistry jokesand humor for chemists. CA. Share your chemistry humor! Do you http://www.ivstandards.com/extras/humor.asp

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7. MDeA's Chemistry Fun Page The ultimate site for chemistry humor. It contains chemistry jokes and chemical puns. Disclaimer Some knowledge of science is required. http://www.angelfire.com/md2/chmfunpage/index.html

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var cm_role = "live" var cm_host = "tripod.lycos.com" var cm_taxid = "/memberembedded" E r i k s C h e m i s t r y News Archive: January 1999 Back To Erik's Chemistry: Main Page Back to Main News Archive December 1998 January 1999 February 1999 1/23/1999 5:00 p.m. EST 3000 Hits! Up, up and away, the hits are really beginning to pick up again. There was a slump during the holidays (after all, who would want to study during a break with chemistry exams for which to review) but we are back to about 200 visitors a week. New animations! I have begun to make animations of the images found in Expanded Octets these new images can be found by clicking on Chemistry Animations above. Once I finish with the Expanded Octets I will animate some of the other molecules in Chemistry Images . Hopefully these animations will help anyone visualize what these structures look like. All work and no humor makes chemistry a dull subject. The first new piece of humor was submitted by lree@ufl.edu: .... and you know - if silver nitrate spills - it will do so on an uneven surface so it will roll TOWARD you very quickly... usually on a day you're wearing shorts. Keep the jokes coming, any other jokes or just plain humorous saying having to do with chemistry can be sent to me at

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CHEMISTRY HUMOR Contributed by H. Olmsted, CA Chemist Jokes http://www.workjoke.com/projoke26.htm Joke of the Week Archive (visual jokes) http://www.etec-nm.com/cgi-local/archive.pl Chem Team Humor Site http://dbhs.wvusd.k12.ca.us/Humor/HumorIndex.html Real Molecules with Silly Names : (I particularly like Fucitol) - this one is really well done and includes Chime images of the molecules in question. http://www.bris.ac.uk/Depts/Chemistry/MOTM/silly/sillymols.htm MDeA's Chemistry Fun Page - mostly jokes. http://www.angelfire.com/md2/chmfunpage/index.html Musical Chemistry - this one has both a British and Organic chem bent, but the songs are funny. (Sing it with me - EDTA!!) Bio teachers will probably like "Form a Phosphate-Ester Link (to Carbon Three)" sung to the tune of "Tie a Yellow Ribbon." Hilarious and scientifically accurate to boot. http://www.geocities.com/le_chatelier_uk/ The Annals of Improbable Research - most people probably already know about this one. Newly added are the 2002 IgNobel prize winners. http://www.improbable.com/

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Date Prev Date Next Date Index Fw: hell (chemistry humor) To Subject : Fw: hell (chemistry humor) From Date : Tue, 25 Jan 2000 23:15:01 -0500 Reply-to This from Orin: Subject: Chemistry Exam The following is a response to an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry mid term. The professor shared this answer with colleagues, which is why we can now enjoy it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not be able to leave so none are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Several of these religions believe that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one of them at a time, we

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13. Carleton College: Chemistry com; chemistry humor Songs for Organic Chemistry from Bucknell University;More Orgo Songs from the University of Central Florida; http://www.acad.carleton.edu/curricular/CHEM/Humor/humor.html

It's not all serious in the Carleton College Chemistry Department! The Funny Side of Science: Here is a collection of some of our favorite funny-science sites on the web. (Sites listed here do not necessarily contain science that is completely accurate, and we don't imply that it does. To get on this list it must only have made us laugh.) A collection of mostly science-related cartoons by Nick D. Kim The "Comical Compounds Gallery" at ChemClub.com Chemistry Humor Songs for Organic Chemistry from Bucknell University More Orgo Songs from the University of Central Florida ... Silly Molecule Names a list of apparently real molecules with odd sounding names 2000 IgNobel Prizes Awarded October 5, 2000 check out these real examples of research Silliness Within the Chemistry Department: All is not serious in Mudd Hall.... Chemistry students and chemistry faculty have been spotted doing a variety of entertaining things that we thought should be shared. "Friends and Nerds" Will Hollingsworth, Aidan Gromoll ('00), Marion Cass, and Stephanie Ota ('00)

14. TexasBestGrok: Chemistry Humor November 20, 2003. chemistry humor. Form Arsole to Clitorin, you llfind your funny molecule names here. Posted by JohnL at November http://texasbestgrok.mu.nu/archives/021059.php

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15. A Commonplace Book: True Stories: Chemistry Humor chemistry humor. Author Unknown. The following is an actual questiongiven on a University of Washington chemistry midterm Is Hell http://www.commonplacebook.com/humor/truestories/hell.shtm

My Stuff My Library My Photos Journal My CD Mixes ... Dreams My Favorites Features Humor Inspiration Poems ... Web Links About This Site About this Site About Me E-mail Me Newsletter Subscribe Support Donations Home Page Humor Index True Stories : Page ] Chemistry Humor Author Unknown The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm: "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof." Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing over time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

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18. Lukol Directory - Recreation Humor Science Chemistry Ask Chemists Chemistry jokes and humorous essays. http//nmr.chem.ohiou.edu/leo/jokes/. MDeA sChemistry Fun Page The ultimate site for chemistry humor. http://www.lukol.com/Top/Recreation/Humor/Science/Chemistry/

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Internet resources: Chemistry - Miscellaneous Other chemistry links are on pages intended for specific courses: Introductory Chemistry Introduction to Organic and Biochemistry (There is some overlap among the various chemistry pages.) The resources below are loosely grouped by category. However, this grouping is inevitably rough. Some resources may be listed in more than place. Others probably should be. Look around! Chemistry (and physics): Data Writing, drawing and viewing chemical formulas (Separate page) Chemistry: History Chemistry: Humor Chemistry: IUPAC Chemistry: MSDS, safety ... Chemistry: Organic (Afrikaans, French, Italian, Portuguese, Russian, Spanish) Chemistry: miscellaneous (Esperanto, German) Bottom of page (return links, contact information) If a language is listed above, in red , it means that one or more items in that language is listed. (Some of these items may be multilingual. These sites usually have a button near the top or bottom of the page to let you switch from one language to another.) I am happy to receive contributions to consider for this page. However, I should emphasize that I want this to be fairly short but diverse. If you send me a long list of sites to list, I will probably just ignore the whole list. I'd rather hear about one site of some special interest and I am more likely to check one suggested site than many.

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