81. Todd's Humor Archive: Steven Wright Jokes steven wright Jokes. Todd E. Van Hoosear (vanhoose@clnext4.cl.msu.edu) Wed, 1 Dec 1993 155641 -0500 (EST) perhaps you ve seen it . -steven wright. http://lalaland.cl.msu.edu/~vanhoose/humor/0087.html

Steven Wright Jokes Todd E. Van Hoosear ( vanhoose@cl-next4.cl.msu.edu Wed, 1 Dec 1993 15:56:41 -0500 (EST) Messages sorted by: [ date ] [ thread ] [ subject ] [ author ] Next message: Todd E. Van Hoosear: "Cetaceans Aloft: An experiment in chaos... (fwd)" Previous message: Todd E. Van Hoosear: "50 fun things to do in a final that doesn't matter" "It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature." "I was an only child, eventually" "I lost a button hole" "I was skydiving horizontally" "I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths." "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" "On my walls I have pictures of the rooms on the second floor, so I never have to go upstairs" "I just redecorated my appartment. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall... just so nobody would know" "I bought some dehydrated water, but I don't know what to add to it" "I invented the cordless extension cord" "When I was little, my grandfater used to make me stand in a closet for 5 minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice"

82. Todd's Humor Archive: Steven Wright Quotes (Pt 1) steven wright Quotes (Pt 1). He said, You get it. I picked it up and said, Hello? The other side said, Is this steven wright? http://lalaland.cl.msu.edu/~vanhoose/humor/0296.html

Steven Wright Quotes (Pt 1) Todd E Van Hoosear ( vanhoose@lalaland.cl.msu.edu Mon, 15 May 1995 15:46:44 -0400 (EDT) Messages sorted by: [ date ] [ thread ] [ subject ] [ author ] Next message: Todd E Van Hoosear: "Steven Wright Quotes (Pt. 2)" Previous message: Todd E Van Hoosear: "Cats, the Boonies and Moving" Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow. I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one... It wasn't doing what I was doing. I tried to draw my shadow once, but I couldn't... My arm kept moving. I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me and I didn't hear it. I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that." When I'm in Champaigne, I listen to the great music on Rock 107, and when I'm out of town... They mail it to me. He asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now."

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INORGANIC CHEMISTRY, GENERAL CHEMISTRY Dr. Steve Wright Department of Chemistry University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point Stevens Point, WI 54481-3897 Phone: (715) 346-3715 FAX: (715) 346-2640 E-mail swright@uwsp.edu UWSP Chemistry Department Fun with the PeriodicTable. You may wish to visit our Website describing our federally-supported project on curricular reform. We call it the Data-Driven Classroom. Steven Wright Spring 2004 Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday 455 Lec A110 455 Lec A110 455 Lec A110 105 Disc A110 105 Lec A121 105 Lec A121 105 Disc A110 105 Lec A121 105 Lab C124 105 Lab C124 105 Disc A110 105 Lab C124 105 Lab C124 105 Lab C124 105 Lab C124

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More Showbiz headlines November 10, 1996 In his Wright mind Quirky comic brings monotone to town By JEFF CRAIG Entertainment Editor "Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country." "When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, `Well, what do you need?' " "I went to a restaurant that serves `breakfast at any time.' So I ordered french toast during the Renaissance." There's a really weird moment when Steven Wright picks up his hotel room phone, a moment in which it seems neither one of us knows if it's Steven Wright who has picked up the phone. "I guess so," he finally says. But then Wright, who brings his famous monotone monologue of one-liners to the Jubilee on Thursday, can be forgiven for having a bit of an identity crisis. He's a star of stage and screen, and now one of the most popular comedians to be found on the Internet, with fan sites paying homage to such Wright-ups as: "Got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'm going to use it." The only trouble is that the division of the legend and the man has blurred in the online world; the comic says the Web is filled with jokes attributed to him, but which aren't the Wright stuff.

95. Humor:Steven Wright Quotes - Literary Quotes About Humor:Steven Wright And Pract Quotes about HumorSteven wright, Quotes on HumorSteven wright. HumorSteven wright. I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology http://quotes.prolix.nu/Humor/Steven_Wright/

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Cicero De Inventione liber I De inventione II Rhetorica ad Herennium lib. I lib. II lib. III lib. IV ... main menu Saepe et multum hoc mecum cogitavi, bonine an mali plus attulerit hominibus et civitatibus copia dicendi ac summum eloquentiae studium. Nam cum et nostrae rei publicae detrimenta considero et maximarum civitatum veteres animo calamitates colligo, non minimam video per disertissimos homines invectam partem incommodorum; cum autem res ab nostra memoria propter vetustatem remotas ex litterarum monumentis repetere instituo, multas urbes constitutas, plurima bella restincta, firmissimas societates, sanctissimas amicitias intellego cum animi ratione tum facilius eloquentia comparatas. Ac me quidem diu cogitantem ratio ipsa in hanc potissimum sententiam ducit, ut existimem sapientiam sine eloquentia parum prodesse civitatibus, eloquentiam vero sine sapientia nimium obesse plerumque, prodesse numquam. Quare si quis omissis rectissimis atque honestissimis studiis rationis et officii consumit omnem operam in exercitatione dicendi, is inutilis sibi, perniciosus patriae civis alitur; qui vero ita sese armat eloquentia, ut non oppugnare commoda patriae, sed pro his propugnare possit, is mihi vir et suis et publicis rationibus utilissimus atque amicissimus civis fore videtur. Ac si volumus huius rei, quae vocatur eloquentia, sive artis sive studii sive exercitationis cuiusdam sive facultatis ab natura profectae considerare principium, reperiemus id ex honestissimis causis natum atque optimis rationibus profectum.

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