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CANONICAL LIST OF STEVEN WRIGHT JOKES (AND LOOK-ALIKES) You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... And all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time. Last night, I walked up to this beautiful woman in a bar and asked her, "Do you live around here often?" She said, "You're wearing two different colored socks." I said, "Yes, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness." Then she asked, "How do you feel?" and I said, "Well, you know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs then you lean too far and you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time." Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow. Isn't Disney World a People Trap Operated by a Mouse? -Steven Wright I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one... It wasn't doing what I was doing. I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me and I didn't hear it.

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The Thoughts of Steven Wright Please note that I had incorrectly attributed a number of Rod Schimdt's quotes to Steven Wright. Rod sent me mail letting me know about my mistake. What follows is the corrected Steven Wright quote list. Rod's equally witty quotes are here "So, do you live around here often?"-Steven Wright Referring to a glass of water: I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!-Steven Wright A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, "Why were you going so fast?" I said, "See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it."-Steven Wright A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street, and... Ooooohhhhhh, that's much better...-Steven Wright A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."-Steven Wright A man committed suicide by overdosing on decongestant tablets. All they found was a pile of dust.-Steven Wright

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December 6 ~  Ok. So If Psychics Are Real... I Have a Pony "OK, so if p s y c h i c s are real, w h y do they have to ask y o u for your n a m e ~ Steven Wright Happy Birthday to comic Steven Wright (1955-), born in New York City . Always a bit... um, different. Wright made his debut on The Tonight Show without a manager, agent or previous television exposure, but still managed to impress Johnny Carson who invited him back the next week. "Everything changed immediately," Wright said of the experience , "It was like a car accidentthe next thing I knew it was over." With his trademark dead pan monotone delivery, Wright flip-flops normal, everyday situations to reveal the weird relationships between things. His one-liners make you stop, think, and laugh "What a nice night for an evening." "The only reason I exist is so my shadow would have something to do." "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" "Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?" "It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it." By shifting contexts, Wright's humor gives a transcendent look at the human condition. He

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These jokes are all from the extremely hysterical comedian Steven Wright and have been copied without permission (sorry steven). i suppose you're gonna copy them too, but at least retain the credit. come on, who's going to believe that you're this funny? big picture A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes . . . It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. banks I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. museums I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings . . . Boy With Pail . . . Kitten On Fire. restaurants I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

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