1. Steven Wright Quotes - The Quotations Page Quotations by Author. Steven Wright (1955 ) US comedian and actor more author details. Steven Wright - More quotations on Curiosity. http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Steven_Wright

Home / News Quotes of the Day Motivational Author Index ... Contact Us Also visit: The Literature Page Quotations by Author Steven Wright (1955 - ) US comedian and actor [more author details] Showing quotations 1 to 10 of 17 total Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Steven Wright - More quotations on: Curiosity Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. Steven Wright I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. Steven Wright I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it. Steven Wright I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. Steven Wright I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. Steven Wright If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? Steven Wright It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. Steven Wright It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. Steven Wright Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. Steven Wright Showing quotations 1 to 10 of 17 total Previous Author: Frank Lloyd Wright Next Author: Wilbur Wright Return to Author List Browse our complete list of 2521 authors by last name: A B C D ... Z (c) 1994-2004 QuotationsPage.com and

2. More Information On Steven Wright Steven Wright. Coming Academy Award Winner Steven Wright is a prototype comedian that many others continually try to follow. One http://www.lvol.com/bios/e118.html

Steven Wright Coming Soon to the Orleans Showroom at The Orleans October 14, 2004 - Thursday October 15, 2004 - Friday October 16, 2004 - Saturday October 17, 2004 - Sunday For more information call the Orleans Showroom Box Office at 702-365-7075 Academy Award Winner Steven Wright is a prototype comedian that many others continually try to follow. One of four children, Steven was raised in Burlington, MA. After graduating and holding a bevy of odd jobs, he became a regular performer at Ding Ho's Comedy Club and Chinese Restaurant in Cambridge, MA. In August of 1982, Steven got his big break and was booked for his first appearance on the The Tonight Show. The king of late night enjoyed Steven's performance so much that he invited him to appear within a week, a rarity on The Tonight Show. His back-to-back appearances helped put his fledging career into high gear. Steven soon found himself performing his offbeat routines on Saturday Night Live, Late Night With David Lettermen and numerous trips back to The Tonight Show. In 1986, Steven debut album, IHaveA Pony, earned him a Grammy nomination. In 1988, he starred in his first HBO Special On Location: Steven Wright. In 1989, he was honored with an Academy Award for Best Short Film entitled The Appointments of Dennis Jennings in which he starred and co-wrote. One year later, he starred in his second stand-up special for HBO entitled Wicker Chairs and Gravity.

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4. Steven Wright Steven Wright. On the other hand, you have different fingers. Steven Wright. I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. http://www.peoplespub.com/nercda/text/wright.html

Steven Wright On the other hand, you have different fingers. Steven Wright I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?" Steven Wright My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. Steven Wright Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." Steven Wright Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. Steven Wright I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. Steven Wright If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. Steven Wright "Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes." Steven Wright My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. Steven Wright My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. Steven Wright Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour. Steven Wright I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car. The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child. Steven Wright

5. Insights From Comedian Steven Wright Steven Wright s Wit. Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. Everywhere is walking distance, if you have the time. http://www.qis.net/~jimjr/one09.htm

Steven Wright's Wit Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country Everywhere is walking distance, if you have the time. For my sister's 40th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram. I can levitate birds. No one cares. I had to stop driving my car for a while - - the tires got dizzy. I like to skate on the other side of the ice. Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. I try to daydream, but my mind keeps wandering. I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. There aren't enough days in the weekend. What exactly do batteries run on ? When George Washington was asked for ID, did he whip out a quarter ? If you filled a humidifier with wax, would it shine the room ? I have a microwave fireplace. I laid in front of it for the evening in 7 minutes. I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds. If my foot falls asleep during the day; that means it's gonna be up all nite. I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

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7. Random Steven Wright Joke Includes a random joke generator and the complete list of jokes. http://www.ai.mit.edu/people/ceb/jokes.doit

Random Steven Wright Joke This is my impression of a bowling ball... (Drags the mike along the floor, then lifts it...) Gutter... - Steven Wright Another Joke The complete list of jokes Back to CEB

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9. STEVEN WRIGHT HUMOR From FORTOGDEN She says if I m good, she ll give me the other one next year. Visit steven wright s Own Website at steven wright s Own Website http://www.fortogden.com/fosw.html

OTHER FORTOGDEN PAGES STEVEN WRIGHT'S STUFF (or most of it is anyway) Women should put a picture of their missing husbands on beer cans. What happens if you put a slinky on an escalator? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? Is "tired old cliche" one? I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands.   Her name was 'woman'. When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said, 'No, I made a few mistakes.' How did a fool and his money get together in the first place? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap? When an evil masochist dies does he go to hell, or would heaven be a better punishment? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Do people in Australia, call the rest of the world, "Up Over" ? Was it somebody's cruel idea to put an "S"

10. Steven Wright Jokes Jokes by steven wright. I hope you enjoy them! You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading And all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time. I saw a close friend of mine the other day He said, "steven, why haven't you called me http://www.ai.mit.edu/people/ceb/jokes.html

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11. Steven Wright Quotes steven wright Quotes. Return to Zar's Home Page. Visitors to THIS page since 6/01/98 = Updated 6/21/99. A FEW WORDS FROM THE VISIONARY steven wright All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my http://www.weather.net/zarg/ZarPages/stevenWright.html

Steven Wright Quotes Return to Zar's Home Page Visitors to THIS page since 6/01/98 = Updated 6/21/99 A FEW WORDS FROM THE VISIONARY STEVEN WRIGHT: All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. OK, so what's the speed of dark? How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. I intend to live forever - so far, so good. Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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An Apparition: Steven Wright hears the sound of one hand clapping... Steven Wright (the comedian) "When is Steven Wright NOT Steven Wright?" Wright Knowledge Wright Aspiration Wright Speech Wright Behavior ... Wright Absorption Wright Knowledge Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. Steven Wright I didn't know it then, but looking back, in hindsight, I realize that when I was younger I could see into the future. Now I'm getting all my premonitions as flashbacks! Steven Wright He asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now." Steven Wright Four years ago... No, it was yesterday. Steven Wright Is it weird in here, or is it just me? Steven Wright My girlfriend's so intense... She woke me up the other night and asked, "If you could tell exactly when and how you were going to die, would you want to know?" I said, "Heck no, why?" "Doesn't matter, just go back back to sleep..." Steven Wright When I was eight, I played Little League. I was on first; I stole third; I went straight across. Earlier that week, I learned that the shortest distance between two points was a direct line. I took advantage of that knowledge.

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Steven Wright, comedian, actor - book Comedians, Actors - © P home page Richard De La Font Agency, Inc. "Providing Excellence in Entertainment Since 1970" Steven Wright Steven Wright In appearance, Wright's lifestyle hasn't changed much, although his career has really taken off. In a shorter time than most, he expanded his comedy collection to include an album, video, film and television appearances. His 1986 debut album " I Have A Pony ," earned him a Grammy nomination and nods from the music industry. Richard De La Font and Steven Wright He quickly followed this with several video showcases on HBO including his own special " On Location: Steven Wright ." He took part in the " Young Comedians Special " with Robin Williams, Richard Belzer, Harry Anderson and Howie Mandel . In 1989 Wright was awarded an Academy Award for writing and starring in the short film, " The Appointments of Dennis Jennings ."

14. Steven Wright A collection of oneliners by the comedian. http://www.geocities.com/segacs2/html/steven_wright.html

quotes steven wright demotivation As far as comics go, nobody's got the one-liner down like Steven Wright. Here are some of my favourites: All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. OK, so what's the speed of dark? How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. I intend to live forever - so far, so good. Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

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17. Steven Wright Now available on DVD!" One Soldier"" A steven wright Special"" Appointments of Dennis Jennings" Click on 'online store'. http://www.stevenwright.com/

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