141. Salon.com Sex | Martha Stewart Loving martha stewart loving Does the perfect one get off using her glue gun or does shehave a sex life? June 27, 2002 I m obsessed with martha stewart s sex life. http://www.salon.com/sex/feature/2002/06/27/mstewart/

Search About Salon Table Talk Advertise in Salon ... Search All of Salon.com Only Sex Directory Hot Topics Ask Tracy Since You Asked Sex Galleries Sex and the City ... Affairs Articles by date All of Salon.com By department Find a job Search our Personals ... Table Talk [Spirited Salon forums] Who could park their shoes under your bed? Love it, hate it, need it? The naked truth about porn. Posts of the week The Well [Pioneering members-only discussions] Surviving the Stoned Age Sound Off E-mail Salon Send us a Letter to the Editor Recent Letters Downloads Get Salon.com on your PDA Martha Stewart loving Does the perfect one get off using her glue gun or does she have a sex life? I think we all want to know. By Karen Croft I'm obsessed with Martha Stewart's sex life. I think it's because of four main ingredients. First, she loves the word "perfect," and anyone who is so into perfection is a tough nut to crack in the sack. It makes me wonder what kind of a man would be able to please her. Second, she gets really, really excited when she uses her blowtorch or her glue gun, which says to me that lurking beneath that Connecticut blond meringue of a mama is a hint of S/M. But she hates messes, so she would probably not want any bodily fluids spattering on her eggshell-white walls. I could see her in black leather, though. Third, she acts like a classic fag hag she has gay men on her show all the time who teach us how to groom our pets and make the perfect flower arrangements without baby's breath. She coos with them in a way that suggests hidden feather boas in her immaculate closet.

142. CBS News | Perjury Charge For Martha Witness | May 21, 2004 18:39:28 martha stewart (above) and her codefendant, stockbroker Peter Bacanovic, are expectedto get 10 to 16 months in prison when they are sentenced this June. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/05/21/national/main618967.shtml

Home U.S. Iraq World ... FREE CBS News Video May 21, 2004 18:39:28 The Early Show CBS Evening News 48 Hours 60 Minutes ... Section Front E-mail This Story Printable Version Perjury Charge For Martha Witness NEW YORK, May 21, 2004 Martha Witness Charged Martha Stewart (above) and her co-defendant, stockbroker Peter Bacanovic, are expected to get 10 to 16 months in prison when they are sentenced this June. (Photo: AP) Peter Bacanovic enters Manhattan federal court, Friday, March, 5, 2004, in New York. (Photo: AP) • Interactives: Martha's Mess Click here to view the charges against Martha Stewart, photos from her trial and more. ImClone Who's Who Click here to learn about key players and get the background on the ImClone scandal. • Timeline: Martha's Datebook Click here to see key dates in the life and career of Martha Stewart • Stories: A Different Martha 'Only Possible Verdict' A Look At Prison Life Guilty On All Counts ... A Tarnished Brand? (CBS/AP) Federal authorities charged a government witness against Martha Stewart with perjury on Friday, accusing him of giving false testimony in the domestic entrepreneur's obstruction of justice trial. Prosecutors said they had discovered false statements made on the stand by Larry F. Stewart, a national ink expert who works at the Secret Service. Larry Stewart, who is not related to Martha Stewart, testified at the trial about a worksheet prepared by her broker, Peter Bacanovic.

143. Grappling With The Martha Stewart Ideal - 1997-12-22 - The Business Journal Of J Humorous opinion piece about living up to the martha stewart ideal from The Business Journal of Jacksonville, 1997. http://www.bizjournals.com/jacksonville/stories/1997/12/22/editorial2.html

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144. CBS News | Martha Won't Get New Trial | May 5, 2004 13:25:01 martha stewart (Photo AP) Defendants rarely get a second trial for any reasonand clearly the judge was not convinced that the reason give by stewart s http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/02/02/national/main597213.shtml

Home U.S. Iraq World ... FREE CBS News Video May 5, 2004 13:25:01 The Early Show CBS Evening News 48 Hours 60 Minutes ... Section Front E-mail This Story Printable Version Martha Won't Get New Trial NEW YORK, May 5, 2004 Martha Stewart (Photo: AP) "Defendants rarely get a second trial for any reason and clearly the judge was not convinced that the reason give by Stewart's lawyers justified overturning the jury verdict." CBSNews.com Legal Analyst Andrew Cohen Martha Stewart juror Chappell Hartridge (Photo: AP) • Interactives: Martha's Mess Click here to view the charges against Martha Stewart, photos from her trial and more. ImClone Who's Who Click here to learn about key players and get the background on the ImClone scandal. • Timeline: Martha's Datebook Click here to see key dates in the life and career of Martha Stewart • Stories: A Different Martha 'Only Possible Verdict' A Look At Prison Life Guilty On All Counts ... A Tarnished Brand? (CBS/AP) A federal judge Wednesday turned down Martha Stewart's motion for a second trial based on allegations that a juror lied about his arrest record on a questionnaire. The decision by U.S. District Judge Miriam Goldman Cedarbaum came precisely two months after Stewart and broker Peter Bacanovic were convicted of lying to authorities about Stewart's sale of ImClone Systems stock.

145. "Martha Stewart's Worst Tips For Living" David Letterman's Top 10 List from September 25, 1995 http://www.utvs.com/knagl/ttl/living.html

From New York: We're loopy from the bus fumes ... it's the TOP TEN LIST for Monday, September 25, 1995. And now, a man who recycles everything in fact, we used this introduction last April ... David Letterman! "Martha Stewart's Worst Tips For Living" As presented on the 9/25/95 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN If you notice a guest using the "wrong" fork, pick up the "right" fork and jam it into his head Heavily sedated pets make unusual centerpieces Add glitter to every damn thing you own Kick off your O.J. dinner party by having Johnnie Cochran lie about what's in the chili Old gym shorts stuffed with cat hair make great throw pillows To liven up a "black tie only" affair, wear only a black tie You want livin'? Take a Big Mac, coat with butter, then refry the bastard Household putty is an excellent way to fill embarrassing gap between teeth To enliven any salad try eating it while hanging by your hair [Earlier in the show, Dave featured a troupe of acrobats who hung suspended by their hair] [Music: "Hair" by the Cowsills]

146. COMEDYZINE ONLINE HUMOR MAGAZINE MARTHA STEWART'S ' TO DO ' LIST Ten tasks for stewart to complete in an average day http://www.comedyzine.com/todo85.shtml

COMEDYZINE.com MARTHA STEWART'S 'TO DO' LIST Use leftover turkey drumsticks to hold vine in front yard Check website stats Thank Richard Simmons for matzo ball recipe Call broker Make Christmas cards from ones received last year Get baskets ready for basket weaving segment on Letterman Show Decorate Christmas tree with used airline liquor bottles Make wreath out of leaves and salon hair clippings Answer fan mail Dinner with Bob Vila Return To To Do Index

147. The Interminable Persecution Of Martha Stewart The Interminable Persecution of martha stewart. by Alan Reynolds. October24, 2002. martha stewart is still accused of something. But what? http://www.cato.org/research/articles/reynolds-021024.html

@import "/styles/ns4_toxins.css"; Advanced Search Help Exit: Iraq Military Draft ... More Topics Click here to learn more about supporting the Cato Institute. Pocket Constitution Email Updates Cato Audio Cato Store ... El Cato The Interminable Persecution of Martha Stewart by Alan Reynolds October 24, 2002 Alan Reynolds is a senior fellow with the Cato Institute. Martha Stewart is still accused of something. But what? It has been widely reported that the Securities and Exchange Commission plans to recommend civil charges (i.e., try to collect a fine) because the standards of proof are lower than for criminal charges. Indeed, the standards of proof in this case are approaching a record low. The original accusation claimed there was something fishy about the fact that Martha Stewart sold 3,928 shares of ImClone in the afternoon of Thursday, Dec. 27 one day before the news came out that the FDA would not approve ImClone's promising anticancer drug, Erbitux. Yet many, many people were selling ImClone shares on that same day. ImClone CEO Sam Waksal's family unloaded about $9 million in the early morning at prices of $62 to $63 a share. By the afternoon, when Stewart finally sold for $58, CNBC and Bloomberg were reporting a big rout in ImClone shares. She called Waksal to ask what was going on, which simply proves she did not have a clue. Congressional snoops tried making a fuss over a possible cellphone conversation between Waksal and Stewart on Dec. 31, far too late to matter. At the close of trading on Dec. 27, CNBC's Carl Quintilla reported: "One stock that was under pressure today was ImClone Systems. About two months ago, they filed with the FDA for this drug, Erbitux. ... Haven't heard back from the FDA, and a lot of rumors now that perhaps the FDA would return a refuse-to-file letter." Michelle Caruso-Cabrera added: "The reason people are getting particularly nervous right now is there is a deadline. We're supposed to hear from the FDA by Dec. 31." This was old news by then. The stock closed down 7.65 percent, at $58.75. Hundreds of people sold ImClone that afternoon, including institutional investors. So why pick on Stewart?

148. Martha Stewart Domestic Doyenne Or Goddess Of Greed? A short essay about the frustration of not being martha stewart. http://www.beloit.edu/~amerdem/students/rottenstein.html

149. Alexa Web Search - Subjects > Home > Homemaking > Celebrity Homemakers > Stewart stewart, martha Subjects Home Homemaking Celebrity Homemakers stewart, martha. Browse, Best Selling Products in stewart, martha. http://www.alexa.com/browse/categories?catid=225438

150. Ultimate Martha Stewart Collection Candid martha stewart as seldom seen. Includes parody photos, fan pages, Odditorium, martha stewart's tribute to Star Trek, hula solo, humorous recipes and home and garden jokes. http://www.mrsmegabyte.com/

Tip: Sell Short! !!! And, the Moral of This Story ... Candid Martha Stewart as rarely seen publically! You too, can interact with Martha Stewart's fans- the Stewies, visit Martha Stewart's private museum- The Odditorium, do lunch with Martha Stewart and Bill Clinton, follow Martha Stewart's Star Fleet career a.k.a. the Omnimedia, attend a wild party with Martha Stewart, witness Martha Stewart's hula and uke solo, and more. It's a good thing... Enjoy! Odditorium Paparazzi Pix Galactic Martha Party Map ... Parody Links God Bless America America believes in you, Martha Stewart! (Or, at least MrsMegaByte does!) Err.. We do believe in you, Goddess Martha Stewart. But, if you *do* ultimately end up in low-security prison, your fans will really miss you! MrsMegaByte, for one, was really hoping to get *that* salad recipe! MrsMegabyte's got some "insider" tips for you, too, Martha, ~ about how to ~ avoid the cops!

151. Martha Stewart Loss Widens martha stewart Loss Widens By TSC Staff 5/7/2004 819 AM EDT. Despite the weakerresults, martha stewart s management said they have reasons for optimism. http://www.thestreet.com/stocks/media/10158992.html

Quotes Search Site Advanced Search MY STOCKWATCH Select your StockWatch Streaming Quotes HOT NEWS Analyst Actions Latest Stories NEWS AND ANALYSIS Tech Stocks ... Stock News : Media/Entertainment Martha Stewart Loss Widens By TSC Staff 5/7/2004 8:19 AM EDT Martha Stewart Living's MSO :NYSE - commentary research) first-quarter loss was twice as wide as analysts were predicting, as the beleaguered company's cloudy future forced it to record a big reserve against its balance-sheet tax credits. Still, the home-decor company noted surprising loyalty among its magazine readership, and said sales from its Kmart KMRT :Nasdaq - commentary research) partnership have actually risen 6.5% in the wake of its founder's legal fiasco. The home-advice company, which was rocked six months ago when Martha Stewart was convicted of securities fraud, lost $20.3 million, or 41 cents a share, in the latest quarter compared with $4.5 million, or 9 cents a share, a year ago. Revenue slumped 30% to $23.9 million. The latest quarter included a $9.3 million reserve against a deferred tax asset, taken "since the amount and extent of the company's future earnings are not determinable with a sufficient degree of probability," the company said. The few analysts who still try to forecast the company's results were predicting, on average, a loss of 20 cents a share on revenue of $45.2 million for the quarter, according to Thomson First Call. The company also forecast a loss of 35 cents to 40 cents a share, far wider than the 12-cent First Call loss estimate. The stock was recently down 45 cents, or 4.6%, to $9.25 on the Instinet premarket session.

152. Martha Stewart's Gallactic Tribute To Star Trek Satire of martha stewart built around Star Trek motifs. http://members.tripod.com/~MrsMegaByte/startrek.html

var cm_role = "live" var cm_host = "tripod.lycos.com" var cm_taxid = "/memberembedded" Check out the NEW Hotbot Tell me when this page is updated The Martha Stewart Collective... Welcome to Martha Stewart's Universe Episode 2001: Martha Stewart's Stellar Galactic Tribute to Star Trek Boldy go where no one (other than Martha Stewart) has gone before. Enjoy! Martha Stewart's first Starfleet designation aboard the Federation Starship U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 was as the ship's computer in 2266 Martha Stewart's expertise on every conceivable subject in the universe was soon recognized. Naturally, she was promoted to "Chief of Replications" at warp speed. Martha demonstrates the Omnimedia Grip to Dr. Leonard McCoy. Suffering from xenopolycythemia, Bones jumped through a time portal attempting to save 20th-century Earth from Martha's grip. Martha Stewart's motto, "Living: Live Long and Prosper." Ensign Pavel Chekov with the Beta XII-A entity in 2268. This mysterious alien life-form of unknown origin is capable of manipulating matter and the minds of its victims.

153. BBC NEWS | Business | Martha Stewart Retrial Bid Denied martha stewart retrial bid denied. SEE ALSO martha stewart may stop using the name10 Mar 04 Business. martha stewart pays price of fame 05 Mar 04 Business. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3688487.stm

Home TV Radio Talk ... Programmes Last Updated: Wednesday, 5 May, 2004, 22:15 GMT 23:15 UK E-mail this to a friend Printable version Martha Stewart retrial bid denied Martha Stewart built an empire on recipes and decorating tips Lifestyle trendsetter Martha Stewart could be heading for prison after a judge in the US decided she will not get a retrial. Stewart is due to be sentenced next month for lying about a stock sale. Her attempt to get a retrial was based on claims that a juror lied to conceal a bias against the celebrity homemaker. Stewart's lawyers argued the case unfair as a juror failed to disclose that he had been previously arrested for assault. Judge Cedarbaum said seeking a retrial for juror misconduct was a high hurdle. The juror in question, Chappell Hartridge, lied repeatedly on his jury questionnaire including failing to disclose that he had stolen money from a Little League baseball group. Jail Stewart could now face a jail sentence on 17 June of more than one year. The TV celebrity was convicted of two counts of making false statements, one of obstructing justice and one of conspiracy.

154. Martha Stewart's Private Museum Tour Satire. martha stewart's private museum collection. martha stewart's private gallery of fine art and antiquities is finally opened for public viewing; the history of martha stewart. http://mrsmegabyte.tripod.com/fineart.html

var cm_role = "live" var cm_host = "tripod.lycos.com" var cm_taxid = "/memberembedded" Check out the NEW Hotbot Tell me when this page is updated The Martha Stewart Art Collection... Welcome to Martha Stewart's Private Museum Following are just a few of the masterpieces featured in Martha Stewart's treasured art gallery and Odditorium. Enjoy! Mona Martha Leonardo Da Vinci - 1502 The famous Mona Martha is so often viewed as "Living" on television and in advertisements hawking magazines, paint, and K-Marth, that we sometimes find it difficult to see her as a real person of flesh and blood. Like an actual living being, Mona Martha Stewart seems to change before our very eyes and to look a bit different each time we revisit her. Sometimes Mona Martha's "sfumato" seems to mock at us, yet at other times we see a mysterious sadness in her smile. Frequently, Mona Martha's many expressions are known to simply elude us? The Cook Vermeer Van Delft - 1660 Apparently Martha Stewart has been cooking up good things for quite some time... Martha Stewart inspired many a seventeenth-century Dutch painter with her "beautiful vessels filled with wine and appetizing fruit or other dainties invitingly arranged on lovely china."

155. Martha Stewart's Surreal Ordeal Friday, May 14, 2004. martha stewart s Surreal Ordeal. by Christopher Westley.February 23, 2004. So the martha stewart trial has come to this. http://www.mises.org/fullstory.asp?control=1453

156. Martha Stewart Vs. Kathie Lee Gifford @ WWWF Ground Zero Mock wrestling match between martha stewart vs. Kathie Lee Gifford, complete with commentary . http://www.grudge-match.com/History/stew_giff.shtml

World Wide Web Fights presents The Scenario Pontiac, Michigan - 90,000 screaming, drunken WWWF fans have packed the Pontiac Silverdome for the main event of . After an undercard packed with violent Chihuahua battles, the house lights dim and the crowd goes berserk. The ring announcer grabs the house mike and addresses the audience. "Ladiiiieeesss and gentlemennnnn..... this is the MAIN EVENT! The two contestants have agreed to meet in an anything-goes no-holds-barred fight to the finish! They will be bound at the wrist by a leather strap, and the last one standing shall win." "In the red corner, from Parts Unknown in Upscale Connecticut, weighing in at one hundred and ten pounds, dressed in her own line of leisure wear, she is the queen of mean on the small screen, Kathie Lee Gifford! ". The boos rain down from the audience. "And making her way to the ring area, from the Hamptons, weighing in at one hundred eighteen pounds, and wearing a light blue chambray shirt and khakis, she is the undisputed champion of the world of recycled antique crap

157. Martha Stewart: Political Prisoner Saturday, May 22, 2004. martha stewart Political Prisoner. by William L. Anderson. Toput it another way, martha stewart is likely to be a political prisoner. http://www.mises.org/fullstory.asp?control=1246

158. Martha Stewart Is Innocent By Kelly G. Black martha stewart Is Innocent. by Kelly G. Black by Kelly G. Black. You have probablyheard the news that martha stewart was found guilty yesterday on all counts. http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig/black3.html

Martha Stewart Is Innocent by Kelly G. Black by Kelly G. Black You have probably heard the news that Martha Stewart was found guilty yesterday on all counts. True, but deceptive. Remember the big lie for which she was prosecuted? The press remembers: Stewart and Bacanovic claimed they had a standing agreement to sell when the price fell below $60. But the government contended that was a phony cover story and that Stewart sold because she was tipped by her broker that ImClone CEO Sam Waksal was frantically trying to dump his own holdings. The natural assumption is that, since she was found guilty of "all counts," the jury believed that the $60 agreement was "a phony cover story." The press quotes the prosecutor’s closing argument on this point: In closing arguments , prosecutor Michael Schachter said the story about the arrangement to sell ImClone at $60 was "phony," "silly" and "simply an after-the-fact cover story." That is the one thing that the jury did not find her guilty of doing. The government lost its central claim. The press has not picked up on this, and probably never will.

159. Register At NYTimes.com martha stewart Indicted on Criminal Charges. By KENNETH N. GILPIN Find moreresults for stewart, martha and Securities and Commodities Violations . http://www.nytimes.com/2003/06/04/business/04CND-MARTHA.html

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160. Register At NYTimes.com Federal Witness in martha stewart Trial Is Charged With Perjury. Find more resultsfor stewart, martha and ImClone Systems Incorporated. TOP BUSINESS ARTICLES. http://www.nytimes.com/2004/05/21/business/media/21CND-STEW.html?8br

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