81. ChicagoSports.com - AROUND THE LEAGUE Piazza s 352nd homer sets catchers mark, http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cs-0405060329may06,1,527

82. Homer Alone Written By David Stern Directed By Mark Kirkland [$Id 8f14 1.1 92042 homer Alone Written by David Stern Directed byMark Kirkland $Id 8f14 1.1 920426 110851 r. http://www.skepticfiles.org/en001/s8f14.htm

Homer Alone Written by David Stern Directed by Mark Kirkland [$Id 8f14 1.1 920426 110851 r cleaning that! ... Oh, who am I kidding. Marge cleans up another mess, ``Homer Alone'' % Maggie lies in her crib, and Marge arrives with a bottle of formula. % But Marge is unable to remove the pacifier from Maggie's mouth. When you grow up, you can suck your pacifier all you want. Marge tries to reason with Maggie, ``Homer Alone'' % Success. While Maggie sucks on her bottle, Marge changes her, then % places her over her shoulder to burp her. Maggie belches. % % In the kitchen, Marge fixes everyone's lunch. Marge: [making lunch] Extra mustard for Bart, sliced diagonally, not lengthwise. Light mayo for Lisa, cut off the crust. Double baloney for Homer... Lisa: [simultaneously] Mom, can you sign this permission slip for my Bart: [simultaneously] Mom, have you seen my lucky red cap? Mom, Lisa: [simultaneously] field trip? Mom, I those pimentos, they Bart: [simultaneously] where's my lucky red cap? Mom, aren't you listening Lisa: [simultaneously] make me gag. Bart: [simultaneously] to me? I told... Homer: [comes in] Lisa: [simultaneously] Mom, please sign the permission slip. [etc] Bart: [simultaneously] Mom, I'm talking to you. Hello? Hello! I'm going to Homer: [simultaneously] Marge, I split my pants again. Ooooh! Can I have two Lisa: [simultaneously] [etc] without lunch. Bart: [simultaneously] be crushed today if I don't wear my lucky red Homer: [simultaneously] sandwiches today? Make them baloney sandwiches, too, Lisa: [simultaneously] Mommm! I can't eat those pimentos... Bart: [simultaneously] cap! Mommmm! Wheeeere's my caaaaap! Homer: [simultaneously] can I have two slices of baloney and... Marge: ONE AT A TIME! ONE AT A TIME! [pause] Lisa: [simultaneously] So when you make the sandwich, no pimentos

83. ESPN.com: Mark Kotsay 2004 First homer the hardest Some players have got to be wondering when that firstlong fly of the season is finally going to come. More mark Kotsay content. http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/profile?statsId=5846

84. Netribution > News > Industry Buzz > Homer Simpson Mark Pinsky Jewish journalist mark Pinsky s book opens with an introduction by the Archbishopof Apu and the Judaism of Krusty the Clown but homer s dubious Christian zeal http://www.netribution.co.uk/news/industry_buzz/82/10.html

site web latest news northern exposure industry buzz euro film news ... industry buzz industry buzz by holly martin contact: holly@netribution.co.uk Our Homer, Who Art in Heaven Homer Simpson has won praise for his church-going lifestyle in a new book titled The Gospel According to the Simpsons. Jewish journalist Mark Pinsky's book opens with an introduction by the Archbishop of Wales praising the spiritual undertones of the world famous comedy soap, "The Simpsons is one of the most subtle pieces of propaganda around in the cause of sense, humility and virtue." The Most Reverend Rowan Williams is clearly a big Simpsons fan. Also covered in the book are Hindu shopkeeper Apu and the Judaism of Krusty the Clown but Homer's dubious Christian zeal has been praised alongside Marge's undoubted faith.

85. [Classics-L 1999: August] Re: Homer By Heart ClassicsL 1999 August. Re homer by heart. From mark Snegg (mark.snegg_at_onwe.co.za)Date 08/25/99. Next message David Meadows http://omega.cohums.ohio-state.edu/mailing_lists/CLA-L/1999/08/0274.php

[Classics-L 1999: August] Re: Homer by heart Date view Thread view Subject view Author view ... Attachment view From: Mark Snegg ( mark.snegg_at_onwe.co.za Date: Next message: David Meadows: "In the latest Explorator" Previous message: Deborah Hayward Eaton: "Holiday procedure" Maybe in reply to: David Lupher: "Homer by heart" Next in thread: George Thompson: "Re: Homer by heart" Nobody has yet mentioned what is probably the oldest living oral tradition - the Vedic tradition of India. To this day pandits still learn the Vedas by heart. Even though the texts were written down in ancient times and may be used for reference, the actual transmission of the texts is usually still purely oral. Entire texts of great length are still passed down orally from father to son, sometimes for centuries in the same family. The texts are written in metre and are chanted to various melodies. Perfect pronunciation and precise accuracy are regarded as essential. Often two or more pandits chant in unison, so that any error by one of them would immediately be obvious. Scholars disagree about the age of the Vedas, but there is little doubt that they are pre-Homeric. So we still have in the modern world a living, continuous, unbroken tradition of oral recitation, which was already old when Homer was composing his epics.

86. [Classics-L 1999: August] Re: Homer By Heart mark F. Williams Department of Classics Calvin College Grand Rapids, Michigan USA49546 wilm Maybe in reply to David Lupher homer by heart ; Next in thread J http://omega.cohums.ohio-state.edu/mailing_lists/CLA-L/1999/08/0237.php

[Classics-L 1999: August] Re: Homer by heart Date view Thread view Subject view Author view ... Attachment view From: Mark Williams Mark Williams ( wilm_at_calvin.edu Date: Next message: Linda Wright: "Linear B bibliographies available (SMID) (fwd)" Previous message: John Thorburn: "RE: Use of Disparaging Group Titles" Maybe in reply to: David Lupher: "Homer by heart" Next in thread: J.WALKER, ILL: "Re: Homer by heart" A fellow Greek student I knew back in undergraduate days seemed to have memorized all of the NT book of Romansin Greek. She was neither a classics major nor a theologian or pre-seminarian (so far as I knew then; there's no telling where or what she is now, all these years later). MW Mark F. Williams Department of Classics Calvin College Grand Rapids, Michigan USA 49546 wilm@calvin.edu Next message: Linda Wright: "Linear B bibliographies available (SMID) (fwd)" Previous message: John Thorburn: "RE: Use of Disparaging Group Titles" Maybe in reply to: David Lupher: "Homer by heart" Next in thread: J.WALKER, ILL: "Re: Homer by heart" Date view Thread view Subject view ... Other Lists Last modified: October 04 2003 12:05:37

87. St. Mark's School markÂ’s parent enabled a group of the schoolÂ’s AP Art History students to taketheir learning out of the classroom Winslow homerÂ’s studio, to be precise. http://www.stmarksschool.org/smtoday/news/detail.asp?newsid=20240

88. The HTML Writers Guild Project Gutenberg. Document Index kesoftware.com, 24 Feb 2000. 1727, Odyssey (The), homer, mark Stradling,mark.stradling@marketing.co.uk, 25 Feb 2000. 42, hyde10.txt, Strange Case http://gutenberg.hwg.org/checkdoc3.html

The HTML Writers Guild [HWG Homepage] [Gutenberg Index] [Document Index] Document Index III (Last updated 05:40 (GMT) 26 Jul 2001) Here is a fairly up to date list of the documents which have been signed out. Fresh e-texts can be obtained from Project Gutenberg's list of e-text documents and historic books. The xml files contain the most up to date material. [Signed out documents] Signed out documents by date (note that this page is automatically generated using signouts.xml Etext Number File Name Document Name Author Markers Name Markers Email Date n/a Eureka: A Prose Poem Poe, Edgar Allan R Ivan Linderman navir@worldnet.att.net 16 Jan 2000 Scarlett Letter (The) Hawthorne, Nathaniel Frank Boumphrey frank@hwg.org 4 Feb 2000 tlsmn10.txt Talisman (The) Scott, Sir Walter Donna Smillie dms@zetnet.co.uk 6 Feb 2000 Extracts From Adam's Diary Twain, Mark Mark Brown mbrown@twcny.rr.com 6 Feb 2000 Alice in Wonderland Carrol, Lewis Bob Hove robert@hove.com 6 Feb 2000 Art of War, The SUN TZU Marc Benton marc@mbenton.com 6 Feb 2000 Decline of Science in England Babbage, Charles

89. SLAM! Sports - Baseball - Mark DeRosa Belts Homer To Lead Braves Past Marlins 7- mark DeRosa belts homer to lead Braves past Marlins 72. By STEVENWINE. MIAMI (AP) - The Atlanta Braves accomplished two feats Sunday http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Baseball/2004/04/23/434005-ap.html

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90. Review By Richard Carrier Of Dennis MacDonald's 'The Homeric Epics And The Gospe Review of an incredible new book that must be read by everyone with an interest in Christianity. MacDonald's shocking thesis is that the Gospel of mark is a deliberate and conscious antiepic, an http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/richard_carrier/homerandmark.html

PAID ADVERTISEMENTS Library Modern Documents Richard Carrier : Review of The Homeric Epics and the Gospel of Mark To purchase the book, click on the image above. Review of The Homeric Epics and the Gospel of Mark (by Dennis R. MacDonald; Yale University, 2000) by Richard Carrier An Incredible Book This is an incredible book that must be read by everyone with an interest in Christianity. MacDonald's shocking thesis is that the Gospel of Mark is a deliberate and conscious anti-epic, an inversion of the Greek "Bible" of Homer's Iliad and Odyssey Background and Purpose of Mark MacDonald begins by describing what scholars of antiquity take for granted: anyone who learned to write Greek in the ancient world learned from Homer. Homer was the textbook. Students were taught to imitate Homer, even when writing on other subjects, or to rewrite passages of Homer in prose, using different vocabulary. Thus, we can know for certain that the author of Mark's Gospel was thoroughly familiar with the works of Homer and well-trained in recasting Homeric verse into new prose tales. The status of Homer in basic education remained throughout antiquity, despite the fact that popular and intellectual sentiment had been sternly against the ethics and theology of his epics since the age of Classical Greece. Authors from Plato (400 b.c.e) to Plutarch (c. 100 c.e.) sought to resolve this problem by "reinterpreting" Homer as allegory, or by expunging or avoiding offensive passages, neither of which was a perfect solution.

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92. Homer homer. homer, The Odyssey, The Iliad, Great Books and homer term paper tips. Studyhard and write your own research papers and essays! I need pictures of homer. http://killdevilhill.com/homerchat/list.php?f=108&r=1

93. Mark Heard - Cornbread Anniversary Well before he left Spinks Company, mark decided that the next major anniversaryHomer and Irene celebrated should be their Cornbread Anniversary. http://mh.rru.com/cornbread.html

Mark Heard Cornbread Anniversary Homer Winslow was the foreman at Spinks Company . Irene, his wife, and Mike, his son, also worked there. Spinks Company was rife with nepotism, and it usually worked out pretty well. They often referred to each other as having a last name of Bedloe (I assume a family joke). Irene almost always brought lunch for the three of them. Often between time pressures and the resultant stress-induced problems such as Homer's ulcer, one, two, or all three of them wouldn't feel like eating or feel they could take time to eat. In those cases, Irene offered the food to others. Many was the day Mark or I let the others go off for Big Macs and chowed down on some excellent home cooking. Irene was a great cook, but her cornbread was incredible. I'm kind of ambivalent about most cornbread, but I never turned down Irene's. Irene always made cakes for other employees' birthdays - Mark asked for a cornbread on his, and I did the same for my "going away" cake. The rest of the shop was about evenly divided between thinking we were nuts, and thinking we were pretty smart. Nothing new there! Well before he left Spinks Company, Mark decided that the next major anniversary Homer and Irene celebrated should be their

94. Homer homer and The Iliad Lecture Hall. Click Here. Ahoy mate! Welcome tothe new homer lecture hall! The old homer lecture hall may be http://mobydicks.com/lecture/Homerhall/list.php?f=76&r=1

95. Thomas Homer-Dixon This is a place where we can discuss issues raised in my articles orbooks. I m eager to hear your opinions whether complementary http://www.homerdixon.com/forum/list.php?f=1&r=1

96. Chicago Cubs News News. Feature News. 04/18/2004 730 PM ET. Sosa breaks Cubs homermark. No. 513 comes on linedrive shot off Reds Wilson. By Carrie http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/chc/news/chc_news.jsp?ymd=20040418&conten

97. Skeptical Views Of Christianity And The Bible                  Skeptical Views of Christianity and the Bible Joseph Francis Alward. Everything in the Old Testament is perverted and distorted http://members.aol.com/JAlw/joseph_alward.html

Skeptical Views of Christianity and the Bible Joseph Francis Alward "Everything in the Old Testament is perverted and distorted into meanings never intended by the writers. The practice which the writers of the books employ is not more false than it is absurd. They state some trifling case of the person they call Jesus Christ, and then cut out a sentence from some passage of the OT and call it a prophecy of that case. But when the words thus cut out are restored to the places they are taken from, and read with the words before and after them, they give the lie to the New Testament." Thomas Paine Those who can induce you to believe absurdities can induce you to commit attrocities Voltaire Send comments, suggestions, and criticisms to: JFAlward@aol.com False Prophecy Triumphal Entry Virgin Birth Bethlehem Birth Herod Prophecy ... Jesus' Sword Absurdities Jacob's Branches Balaam's Donkey Stilled Sun Risen Saints ... Yahweh's Quail Number Errors Crucifixion Hour Forty Days Babylon Census David's Census ... Miscount Jesus Said Peter's Denials I'll Be Back Three Days/Nights Honor Thy Parents ... Jesus Curses Fig Tree Women Not Glory of God May Not Teach Bad Science Flat Earth Three Hours of D arkness Conflict Adultery and Whoring Visiting the Tomb Mary and Jesus Judas' Death ... Chicago Statement Synoptics Feedings Parallels Wicked Tenant Parable Satan Lucifer and Satan Gospels Sleeping Disciples Mark's Ironies Was Jesus a Carpenter?

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