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Andrew Dice Clay Get addresses for over celebrities with Contact Any Celebrity Links to related web sites about this person :: IMDb Info More Links Biographical Information Andrew Dice Clay at the Venetian Hotel, Las Vegas Photo from: What's On: The Las Vegas Guide, 9/2001 Birthday: September 29, 1957 Birth Place: Brooklyn, NY Birth Name: Andrew Clay Silverstein Also credited as: Andrew Clay View Biography Notes For more information about Andrew Dice Clay including, but not limited to, photos, sound files, Dice dictionary, message board, mailing list, and more please visit http://dicerulesusa.tripod.com News Crew Credits Acting Appearances Starring Roles I Love The 80's (2002) - Mr. and Ms. Hitz (1997) - Jimmy Esposito Bless This House (1995) - Burt Clayton Crime Story (1986) - Max Goldman Bangers Guest Starring Roles The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn - Himself - Chicken Soup for the Soul - Himself - Rescued/The Surprise Date/What Bravery Is/Lost and Found/Paco Come Home - Himself - Unarmed and Dangerous Rugrats - Plumber - Angelica Nose Best / Pirate Light Saturday Night Live - Himself - Diff'rent Strokes - Larry - My Fair Larry (a.k.a.) My Fair Lady

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