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October 11, 1996 Seinfeld snaps up Burns' stand-up scripts October 9, 1996 George Burns smokes on block March 12, 1996 Say goodnight, George Burns is laid to rest with Gracie Saturday, March 9, 1996 George Burns dead at 100 Saturday, March 9, 1996 The credits of George Burns MOVIES (Features): TELEVISION: VIDEO: BOOKS: ALBUMS: Saturday, March 9, 1996 Burns' Show Business Career Began In 1903 Wednesday, February 28, 1996 Burns back at favorite watering hole January 20, 1996 Happy birthday, George! By JERRY GLADMAN Toronto Sun Please click here

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Clara Bow Nigel Bruce James Cagney W.C. Fields ... Goose Tatum George Burns George Burns Film Anthology Museum of Broadcast Communications Tribue to George Burns One of the best-known couples in Hollywood history, the husband-and-wife comedy team of "Burns and Allen" began on the New York stage and became an unparalleled success in radio, television and feature films. Gracie Allen' s high-pitched voice and scatterbrained comedic persona were balanced by George Burns' mentally nimble straightman and their chemistry made a hit out their popular radio weekly, "The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show." Later inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame, the program was one of the first shows to make the successful transition from radio to television. On the CBS network "The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show" ran for an amazing 239 episodes and garnered 12 Emmy nominations. Each episode ended with a George Burns and Gracie Allen dialog reminiscent of their vaudeville routines with Burns asking Allen to, "Say goodnight, Gracie," to which Allen would obligingly turn to their audience and reply, "Goodnight, Gracie." After their 38-year marriage ended in Gracie's passing, George Burns recreated his career and became known for his roles in "Oh, God!", "Going in Style," and at the age of eighty George Burns became the oldest recipient of an Oscar for his role in "The Sunshine Boys" opposite Walter Matthau, also a client of The Roger Richman Agency, Inc. Burns was the author of ten books and also won a Grammy at the age of 79. In addition to being identified by his trademark cigar and televised specials for his 90th, 95th and 100th Birthday Parties, George Burns was a Kennedy Center Honoree and a fixture at the legendary Friars Club Roasts.

88. NewsHour Online: Jeffrey Kaye Report On George Burns Turning 100 Years Old. HAPPY 100TH, george burns! JANUARY 19, 1996. TRANSCRIPT. His name is george burns. Jeffrey Kaye of KCETLos Angeles files a special backgrounder. http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/entertainment/burns.html

HAPPY 100TH, GEORGE BURNS! JANUARY 19, 1996 TRANSCRIPT Have you heard the one about the comedian who turns 100 on Saturday, January 20th? His name is George Burns. Jeffrey Kaye of KCET-Los Angeles files a special backgrounder. GROUP: (singing) Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! JEFFREY KAYE: George Burns couldn't show up to hear Ann Margaret sing at the birthday celebration held in his honor earlier this week. He is suffering from the flu. But at the combination tribute and dedication of a medical research institute he helped fund, long-time friend, Barry Mirkin, read a statement from him, classic Burns. BARRY MIRKIN: "As this big day came closer and closer, people kept asking me what I would like for my hundredth birthday. What do you give a man who's been so blessed? Another hundred years? A night with Sharon Stone? Okay. So I was wrong. There are some things I could use." JEFFREY KAYE: In the last 20 years, jokes about young women and old age have been staples of Burns' repertoire. GEORGE BURNS: (1985) That sounds like an old joke. It isn't. I have a firm rule. I never tell a joke older than I am. There aren't any.

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George Burns Best One-Liners American Comedy Actor - 1896 ~ 1996 Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth. I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day, at my age I have to hold on to something. You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made. If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred. It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

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b o o k s I Almost Killed George Burns! And Other Gut-Splitting Tales From the World's Greatest Comedy Event Author : Andy Nulman ECW Press July 2001, 208 pages, $15.95 (US) by Claire Zulkey PopMatters Books Critic e-mail this article H umor as a topic is an exhaustive one. We can study what makes us laugh, why it does so, and the role of comedy in our cultures. Andy Nulman's book I Almost Killed George Burns! explains how humor is manufactured, packaged, and delivered to the masses. Nulman, the 15-year CEO of the Canadian comedy festival Just For Laughs, fills his book with anecdotes of his life, the origins of the fest, its inner workings, and, of course, some of the dirty details of the lives and egos of comedians and how they operate both on and off the stage. Just as when a joke is explained to death, humor loses its appeal when it is too self-congratulatory and smug, and this is the main issue at hand with Nulman's book. While I Almost Killed George Burns is surely full of interesting and humorous anecdotes about running a comedy festival, Nulman operates on a level where he assumes that his readers are familiar with him and the festival. He begins his second chapter confessing that this is a weakness: “I always presumed that whomever I was speaking to knew about Just For Laughs,” and then proceeds to question why one would bother buying the book if they were not familiar with it, which is a defeatist attitude. If Nulman marketed his book solely as one about comedy, or about putting together a comedy festival, this would be a non-issue. However, he practically insists upon focusing solely upon himself and Just For Laughs, only tossing in titillating but disappointingly brief anecdotes about the stars themselves, the comedians.

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BALLPLAYERS TEAMS CHRONOLOGY TODAY ... Rules: 1900-present Rules The Field The Ball The Bat The Uniforms Chronology FAQ Authors BaseballLibrary.com by The Idea Logical Company, Inc. George Burns Given Name: George Joseph OF 1911- 25 Giants , Reds, Phillies George Burns's Teams 1911 New York Giants 1912 New York Giants 1913 New York Giants 1914 New York Giants 1915 New York Giants 1916 New York Giants 1917 New York Giants 1918 New York Giants 1919 New York Giants 1920 New York Giants 1921 New York Giants 1922 Cincinnati Reds 1923 Cincinnati Reds 1924 Cincinnati Reds 1925 Philadelphia Phillies George Burns's Teammates Games Average HR RBI Career World Series Image provided by Matthew Fulling SHOPPING Look for George Burns books at BN.com Look for George Burns books at Amazon.com Your purchases keep BaseballLibrary.com online. Thank you! RELATED LINKS Ask The Experts What is the most hits a team has gotten without scoring a run? Silent and self-effacing - the antithesis of hot-tempered mentor John McGraw - Burns was a country boy and pool shark from Utica, N.Y. An outstanding leadoff batter who led the NL five times in runs scored and walks, Burns twice topped the league in stolen bases, with a high of 62 in 1914. He had a special knack for playing the Polo Grounds' notorious sun field in left, abetted by a long-billed cap and primitive sunglasses. He was beloved by the rooters in the left field bleachers, or "Burnsville." "Silent George" spent eleven seasons with the Giants, and was sent to Cincinnati after the 1921 World Series in a trade for third baseman

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