81. Artemus Ward Quotes - The Quotations Page Literature Page. Quotations by Author. Artemus Ward (1834 1867) US humoristmore author details. Showing quotations 1 to 2 of 2 total, I http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Artemus_Ward/

Home / News Quotes of the Day Motivational Author Index ... Contact Us Also visit: The Literature Page Quotations by Author Artemus Ward (1834 - 1867) US humorist [more author details] Showing quotations 1 to 2 of 2 total I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. Artemus Ward Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness? Artemus Ward 3 Quotations in other collections Search for Artemus Ward at Amazon.com Showing quotations 1 to 2 of 2 total Previous Author: John Wanamaker Next Author: William Arthur Ward Return to Author List Browse our complete list of 2521 authors by last name: A B C D ... Z (c) 1994-2004 QuotationsPage.com and Michael Moncur . All rights reserved Please read the

82. Quotation Search - Quote Search - The Quotations Page Artemus Ward (1834 1867). I have already given two cousins to the war andI stand ready to sacrifice my wife s brother. Artemus Ward (1834 - 1867). http://www.quotationspage.com/search.php3?Author=Artemus Ward&file=all2

83. Ward, Artemus The summary for this Russian page contains characters that cannot be correctly displayed in this language/character set. http://www.americana.ru/w_amer/ward__artemus.htm

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84. Artemus Ward - Books List Add to your book list. Comic Relief The Life and Laughter of Artemus Ward, 18341867by John J. Pullen Our Price $28.50 Released December, 1983 details http://www.abacci.com/books/authorbooklist.asp?authorID=740

85. RepeatAfterUs.com Ward Artemus Marriage, printer friendly version. Click above to listen to this quote! He sthe most married man I ever saw in my life. ( Artemus Ward s Lecture ). http://www.repeatafterus.com/title.php?i=6745

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87. GIGA Quote Author Page For Artemus Ward (pseudonym Of Charles Farrar Browne) Artemus Ward (PSEUDONYM OF CHARLES FARRARBROWNE). American humorist (1834 1867). http://www.giga-usa.com/gigaweb1/quotes2/quautwardartemusx001.htm

Home Biographical Index Reading List Links ... Varying Hare Books GIGA QUOTES BY AUTHOR GIGA Quotes Quotes by Topic Authors by Date Top 100 ... Quote Links TOPICS: A B C D ... Z PEOPLE: A B C D ... QUOTATIONS ARTEMUS WARD (PSEUDONYM OF CHARLES FARRAR BROWNE) American humorist BUY BOOK RELATED TO ARTEMUS WARD (PSEUDONYM OF CHARLES FARRAR BROWNE) My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce. A War Meeting Women The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at allhe sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail. Draft in Baldinsville Matrimony I am not a politician, and my other habits air good. Fourth of July Oration Politics I can't sing. As a singist I am not a success. I am saddest when I sing. So are those who hear me. They are sadder even than I am. Lecture Music They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them. Moses the SassyProgramme Drinking Why don't you show us a statesman who can rise up to the emergency, and cave in the emergency's head. Things in New York Statesmanship WWW.GIGA-USA.COM

88. GIGA Biographical List Of Names (WAR - WAR) and critic (1698 1779) - READ QUOTES (1) BUY AMAZON BOOK Artemus Ward (pseudonymof Charles Farrar Browne), American humorist (1834 - 1867) - READ QUOTES http://www.giga-usa.com/gigaweb1/quotes2/qubiowar.htm

Home Quotes Biographical Index Reading List ... Varying Hare Books TOPICS: A B C D ... Z PEOPLE: A B C D ... V W X Y Z Wa ... Wal War Was We Wel Wes ... Woo BIOGRAPHICAL LIST OF NAMES (WAR - WAR) Rowland Eyles Egerton Warburton, English poet (1804 - 1891) BUY AMAZON BOOK Bishop William Warburton, English prelate, theologian and critic (1698 - 1779) READ QUOTES (1) BUY AMAZON BOOK Artemus Ward (pseudonym of Charles Farrar Browne), American humorist (1834 - 1867) READ QUOTES (6) BUY AMAZON BOOK Barbara Ward, English economist, journalist and educator (1914 - 1981) BUY AMAZON BOOK Edward ("Ned") Ward, English humorist and burlesque poet (1667 - 1731) BUY AMAZON BOOK Elizabeth Stuart Phelps Ward (Elizabeth Stuart Phelps), American novelist (1844 - 1911) READ QUOTES (1) BUY AMAZON BOOK Geoffrey C. Ward - CHECK READING LIST (1) BUY AMAZON BOOK Mrs. Humphry Ward (pseudonym of Mary Augusta Ward) (nee Arnold), English novelist (1851 - 1920) READ QUOTES (4) CHECK READING LIST (3) BUY AMAZON BOOK John Ward, English biographer and historian (1679? - 1758) BUY AMAZON BOOK Mary Augusta Ward (used pseudonym Mrs. Humphry Ward)

89. Literary Encyclopedia: List People (W) Warburton, William (Warburton, William ). 1698 1779. Ward, Artemus (Ward, ArtemusCharles Farrar Browne). 1834 - 1867. Ward, EdWard (Ward, EdWard ). 1667 - 1731. http://www.litencyc.com/php/speople.php?no=25&golist=true&init=W

90. Search Results Quotes by Artemus Ward (1834 1867) Category, Quote, E-Mail this quote.Reasons, Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness? http://www.curmudgeon-online.com/COlistinginline.php?author=Artemus Ward

91. Join Curmudgeon-Online Mail List Author Biography. Artemus Ward (1834 1867). Writer and humorist,born in Waterford, Maine, USA. In a series of Cleveland Plain http://www.curmudgeon-online.com/CObio.php?author=Artemus Ward

92. Product Listing - Americana Inventory 20356.0 Price $ 47.50. Mormon. Ward, Artemus. Browne,Charles Farrar. 1834 1867. Hingston, EP - Editor. Edited http://www.tavbooks.com/bookstore/index.cgi?product=Americana&keywords=&pid=&nam

93. GIGA Quote Authors W Index Page English prelate, theologian and critic (1698 1779) Artemus Ward (pseudonymnof Charles Farrar Browne), American humorist (1834 - 1867) Elizabeth Stuart http://www.gigaquotes.com/gigaweb1/quotes2/quoautw.htm

94. ResAnet Record C Artemus Ward,. SUBJECTS Ward, Artemus, 18341867Criticism andinterpretation. Copyright © 1997 National Library of Canada. http://www.amicus.nlc-bnc.ca/wbin/resanet/itemdisp/l=0/d=1/r=1/e=0/h=10/i=126688

AMICUS No. 1266881 Monograph COPIES: NL Stacks - PS1143 A9 NAME(S): * Austin, James C TITLE(S): Artemus Ward / by James C. Austin PUBLISHER: New York : Twayne Publishers, [1964]. DESCRIPTION: 141 p. ; 21 cm. SERIES: Twayne's United States authors series, 51 NOTES: Austin, James C Artemus Ward,. SUBJECTS: Ward, Artemus, 1834-1867Criticism and interpretation

95. Optical Index Do me eyes deceive me earsight? Is it some dreams? Artemus Ward 1834 1867.Everyone is aware, I m sure, that things are not always as they seem. http://web.ukonline.co.uk/members/jill.lawson/optical/opindex.htm

Interesting ptical effects 'Do me eyes deceive me earsight? Is it some dreams?' Artemus Ward Everyone is aware, I'm sure, that things are not always as they seem. I am particularly fascinated by the visual anomalies that are more commonly called Optical Illusions. Some of the best-known - and one or two unusual ones - are extensively explored at Illusionworks ; there is a collection here ; have a look at ; and try the miscellany of all things visual at Grand-Illusions Here, with the aid of Microsoft GIF Animator, I have tried to demonstrate some Optical Effects that interest me. Please wait while the animations load. Enjoy! AFTER EFFECTS Look at the moving patterns - and see the strange effects CUBE Classic 'which way is it facing' cube and rod animation ERASER Eraser on - or above - a table Back to Fractals

96. Daily Pundit Archives Cynthia Nelms. Gentlemen, I give you Upper Canada, because I don twant it myself.Artemus Ward (18341867), US humorist. I don t http://www.dailypundit.com/archives/008444.php

@import "http://www.dailypundit.com/dp.css"; Back to Daily Pundit December 30, 2002 Just For The Hell Of It CANADA A Canadian is somebody who knows how to make love in a canoe.Pierre Berton, (1920), Canadian writer, 1973 Canada is a county so square that even the female impersonators are women.Richard Benner in the movie Outrageous Canada reminds me of vichyssoiseit's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir.Stuart Keate, 19131987), Canadian journalist Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.Cynthia Nelms Gentlemen, I give you Upper Canada, because I don't want it myself.Artemus Ward (18341867), U.S. humorist I don't even know what street Canada is on.attributed to Al Capone (1899-1947), U.S. gangster There are, of course, several things in Ontario that are more dangerous than wolves. For instance, the step-ladder.J.W. Curran You know that these two nations are at war for a few acres of snow, and that they are spending...more than all Canada is worth.Voltaire (1694-1778), French author/philosopher Posted by The Daily Pundit at December 30, 2002 12:03 PM

97. Thoughts_and_Quotes Oliver Goldsmith 1728,1774 - english poet, novelist and dramatist Artemus Ward= Charles Farrar Browne - 1834,1867 - american humorist Samuel Taylor http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Arc/2859/thoughts_and_quotes.html

" Many a true word is spoken in jest " english proverb ............................ Here are some thoughts from different kinds of people. They go from some of the world's greatest philosophers and writers to popular sayings. I tried to start each section with funny remarks and get to the more deep reflections. At the end of the page you'll find a very brief explanation on who were the people that said each of these things. If you know of any interesting quotations or even your own thoughts and would like them included here, just write them on my guestbook. Please try to name the author as well. I hope you enjoy. miscellaneous love, marriage and beauty courage music, speech and art ... Who were these people anyway ? Miscellaneous: Optimism: A cheerful frame of mind that enables a tea kettle to sing though in hot water up to its nose Anonymous In God we trust; all others must pay cash American Saying If you are surprised at the number of our maladies, count our cooks Seneca If you hear an owl hoot: "To whom" instead of "To who", you can make up your mind he was born and educated in Boston Anonymous I like to visit New York, but I wouldn't live there if you gave it to me

98. Quotations | Fun | Blog | 1976design.com age. Artemus Ward, 1834–1867 It is a pity that Chawcer, who hadgeneyus was so unedicated. He’s the wuss speller I know of. http://www.1976design.com/blog/archive/fun/2004/04/10/quotations/

@import "/blog/include/layout.css"; @import "/blog/include/scene-css.php"; [Jump to navigation] Post #367 You are currently only viewing posts within the category: Fun You are here: Home Archive Fun April Quotations April Permalink Comments (11) I was browsing through our dictionary of quotations tonight, and noted down a few that caught my eye. Muhammad Ali (Announcing his retirement) I want to get out with my greatness intact. W.H. Auden Among those whom I like, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. Alan Ayckbourn David Bailey Women love scallywags, but some marry them and then try to make them wear a blazer. Robert Benchley Lord Charles Beresford Aneurin Bevan (Speech at Blackpool) This island is made mainly of coal and surrounded by fish. Only an organising genius could produce a shortage of coal and fish at the same time. Humphrey Bogart I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. Victor Borge Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Lord Bowen

99. Charles Farrar Browne Definition Of Charles Farrar Browne. What Is Charles Farra Word Word. Noun, 1. Charles Farrar Browne United States writer of humoroustales of an itinerant showman (1834-1867) http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Charles Farrar Browne

Dictionaries: General Computing Medical Legal Encyclopedia Charles Farrar Browne Word: Word Starts with Ends with Definition Noun Charles Farrar Browne - United States writer of humorous tales of an itinerant showman (1834-1867) Artemus Ward Browne author writer - writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay) Legend: Synonyms Related Words Antonyms Some words with "Charles Farrar Browne" in the definition: Albert Francis Charles Augustus Emmanuel Algernon Charles Swinburne Artemus Ward Browne ... illustrator Previous General Dictionary Browser Next Charles Dickens Charles Digby Harrod Charles Dillon Stengel ... Charles Grey Full Dictionary Browser Charles Erwin Wilson (enc.) Charles Estienne (enc.) Charles Etienne (enc.) Charles Evans Hughes Charles Evans Hughes (enc.) Charles Evers (enc.) Charles F. Adams (enc.) Charles F. Adams class (enc.) Charles F. Adams class destroyer (enc.) Charles F. Bass (enc.) Charles F. Bolden (enc.) Charles F. Bolden Jr. (enc.) Charles F. Bolden, Jr. (enc.) Charles F. Hockett (enc.) Charles F. Kettering

100. PAL:Appendix R: American Wit And Humor PS430 .H86. Pullen, John J. Comic relief the life and laughter of ArtemusWard, 18341867. Hamden, Conn. Archon Books, 1983. PS1143 .P84. http://www.csustan.edu/english/reuben/pal/append/axr.html

PAL: Perspectives in American Literature A Research and Reference Guide - An Ongoing Project Paul P. Reuben Appendix R: American Wit and Humor American Humor Studies Association Native American Humor Books Articles ... Home Page Selected Bibliography: Books Apte, Mahadev L. Humor and laughter: an anthropological approach. Ithaca, NY: Cornell UP, 1985. GN454.55 .A68 Bennett, Barbara. Comic Visions, Female Voices: Contemporary Women Novelists and Southern Humor. Baton Rouge: Louisiana State UP, 1998. Botkin, Benjamin A. ed. A treasury of American anecdotes; sly, salty, shaggy stories of heroes and hellions, beguilers and buffoons, spellbinders and scapegoats, gagsters and gossips, from the grassroots and sidewalks of America. NY: Random House 1957. PN6261 .B6 Braude, Jacob M. New treasury of stories for every speaking and writing occasion. Englewood Cliffs, NJ: Prentice-Hall 1959. PN6261 .B73 Pocket portfolio of humor for all occasions. Englewood Cliffs, NJ: Prentice-Hall, 1961. PN6162 .B685x Speaker's encyclopedia of humor: stories, quotes, definitions, and toasts for every situation. Englewood Cliffs, NJ: Prentice-Hall, 1961. PN6162 .B69

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