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Prophecy and Current Events The Daily Prophetic Times http://prophecyandcurrentevents.com/thglory 09/01/1999 - Present NOTE: In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. section 107, this material is distributed without profit or payment to those who have expressed a prior interest in receiving this information for non-profit research and educational purposes only. California Devestation Prediction Update (11/01/99) California Devestation Prediction Update (10/28/99) Fire One for Range (10/17/99) A Clear and Present Danger - Part 2 (10/15/99) Y2K Update and Make a Joyful Noise (9/27/99) One Step CLoser to the Lord's Return (9/23/99) Massive Earthquake Strikes Taiwan (9/21/99) Playing God and Other Misdemeanors (9/17/99) War in the Middle East - The Handwriting is on the Wall (9/16/99) Posted Message on the Web - Spiritual Preparation for the End Times (9/15/99) Cornerstone for the Third Temple (9/14/99) Russia Buried Explosives on U.S. Soil! (9/13/99) Another Large Earthquake (9/08/99) WYE II Confirmed, Peace in the Middle East? (9/07/99) Comet Lee Approaches (9/03/99) Is September 9, 1999 an "Acid-Test" for Y2K? (9/02/99)

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F requently A sked Q uestions What is NewsCurrents Online? What do the buttons on the left do? How does an Internet-based classroom discussion program like this one work? What makes NewsCurrents Online different from the other current events programs available? What is NewsCurrents Online? NewsCurrents Online is a weekly current events background and discussion program for classroom and individual use. A new issue of NewsCurrents Online is made available to subscribers every Friday night for 35 weeks from September through May. Each week, NewsCurrents covers five or six stories in the news and of relevance to students. Each story is explained using appropriate visuals, including news photos, maps, charts and graphs, debate frames, and editorial cartoons. The teacher's guide that accompanies each issue provides background information and questions. The guide is written on three learning levels, making the program suitable for students in grades three though twelve. NewsCurrents online also provides teachers with additional activities and lesson plans based on the news of the week. What do the buttons on the left do?

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Number 209 — December 1999 Environmental Notes Bruce Boss Contact Information: Bruce Boss Education Editor 16223 Lower Colfax Road Grass Valley, CA 95945 Learning Tools Enter the New Millennium CD-ROMs (or DVDs) are quickly changing the way people learn or do research. With large storage capacities, multimedia becomes increasingly elaborate and learning becomes a more enjoyable experience. As always, those who create games have led the way by showing us what multimedia can do. Even Microsoft tried to show what "information at your fingertips" could mean by persisting with MS Bookshelf, despite losing money on the project. Encyclopedia publishers also recognized the potential, but were frightened about how to make a living selling tiny CD-ROM discs after a century of printing collections of books that people loved to hold in their hands, books that parents could hand to their children. Even more seriously, teachers were intimidated by the challenge to add PCs to the classroom. After all, the PC could totally change how a class was run. Additionally, teachers faced a room full of students, many of whom were more computer- savvy than the teacher. It might have been students, parents and then school administrators who pushed computers into schools. However, there was a lot of support and encouragement from the businesses who demanded PC education: first to teach word processing, then to teach about computers and finally to use computers to teach. The role of the encyclopedia was central to the growing role of the multimedia PC.

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STORY: Everything Counts 2000 With less than 200 days from 2000, attitude is everything! Special Report by Gary Ryan Blair I interrupt your life to bring you this important message - everything counts! Everything Counts! is a philosophy for living. Its meaning simple yet powerful; every thought, decision, and action moves you closer to or further from attaining your goals. Consider it when you think of the goals you wish to achieve over the next 200 days. Embracing this philosophy may be a struggle at first. Intellectual and emotional cobwebs may need to be swept away, rusted thought patterns oiled and freed up. But I assure you; it is a philosophy that will lead you to 21st Century success. Self-knowledge grows as you subject your life to examination. Listening to your own speech, reflecting on your thoughts, looking at your own actions - these are process by which you master yourself. We shape our philosophies and ourselves by observing and striving to understand the events of each moment. A focus on virtues to attain and item to forego is crucial to the philosophy of "Everything counts"! The first of 28 installments is a call to awareness, not to neurosis. I hope to offer you a fresh, honest perspective of looking at the new millennium. I hope to provide you with useful insights that can be used immediately to help you close out the 20th Century in style. These 200 days will never appear again in your lifetime. A wonderful opportunity awaits. Beginning today you must plan and act on everything you wish to achieve, bring closure to or simply just celebrate for having attempted.

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FRENCHY'S CLUELESS LINKS There are some religious sites that are just too funny because they're deadly seriousyou know, the ones who still believe the Genesis myths of the Bible, that you can predict when the Rupture...er, the Rapture...will take place, etc. I don't have many so far so feel free to e-mail me with your favorite Deadly Serious Religious Weirdness home page...;) Creation Science - What good Clueless Home Page link would be complete without at least one link about Creation Science? Tragically, the really good one ("In The Beginning, God Created..."), a page with more religious idiocy per square inch than Jerry Falwell's brain, is down and gone and I can't find it anywhere. So I replaced it with this one, which isn't nearly as funny but is amusing enough if you like watching Christians horribly misunderstand science. - At some point in the twentieth century, some joker carved human foot prints next to some dinosaur prints in a riverbed in Texas. Needless to say, clueless fundamentalists with enough scientific u nderstanding to cover a quark mindlessly accept this as "proof" that dinosaurs and man walked together at one point, thereby clearing up that messy little issue of how the world could be only 6,000 years old if dinosaurs and men didn't exist at the same time. Now, if they could just explain why Moses and his happy band of Jews didn't get attacked by T. Rexes while they wandered about the desert. Was it God's will, or was it because they weren't in Texas?

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text version Written Testimony of Steve Davis, Spokesperson for Coalition 2000, for submission to the Special Senate Committee on the Year 2000 Technology Problem May 25, 1999 Mr. Chairman and members of the Committee: My name is Steven C. Davis, and I am the spokesperson for Coalition 2000. I am pleased to provide this testimony to you today on our efforts in helping communities prepare for the Year 2000. Coalition 2000 is a network of community preparedness resources, acting as a clearinghouse to provide the public with credible awareness information, preparedness tools, and community action plans. Our goal is to establish a collaborative process, involving many organizations and experts working on year 2000 issues, to produce efficiencies and create beneficial synergism in community preparedness efforts. Coalition 2000 helps communities prepare for the Year 2000 by sharing useful tools and providing reliable information through a collaborative process involving community, government, and private sector groups. We operate as a network rather than an organization. Our network includes leading community preparedness organizations. Currently 72 organizations across the country and around the world (see the attached listing of organizations and descriptions) participate directly in the Coalition's efforts. Through these organizations, and their members and networks, we are in touch with hundreds of other organizations and thousands of individuals. These organizations include the President's Council on the Year 2000 Conversion, the Federal Emergency Management Agency, and the American Red Cross. We touch individuals in government, business, faith-based and non-profit organizations, as well as the media and the community in general.

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