Our Sites Half The Deck Aperio FunMansion vRating >>>> Partner Sites Absolute Humor EzyAds Ezy Tell A Friend JokeScene JokeStand MailGreeting Very Funny Humor Register FREE! Login Your Account Forums ... Animal Jokes Adam's Companion Vote For This Joke Rated: 2.00/10 Votes: 1 Views: 96 Submitted: 04/06/2003 A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?" Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me every day. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me." And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to this new animal." And God said, "No problem! Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my | |
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