81. Erma Bombeck Perhaps both are too extreme — extreme in opposite directions. Dull Men are middle of the road. Martha Stewart s Christmas letter to erma bombeck. Hi erma,. http://www.dullmen.com/erma.htm

Our Favorite Christmas Letter Which lady would best suit a Dull Man? Neither? Perhaps both are too extreme — extreme in opposite directions. Dull Men are middle of the road. Martha Stewart's Christmas letter to Erma Bombeck Hi Erma, This perfectly delightful note is being sent on paper I made myself to tell you what I have been up to. Since it snowed last night, I got up early and made a sled with old barn wood and a glue gun. I hand painted it in gold leaf, got out my loom and made a blanket in peaches and mauves. Then, to make the sled complete, I made a white horse to pull it from DNA that I had just sitting around in my craft room. By then, it was time to start making the place mats and napkins for my 20 breakfast guests. I'm serving the old standard Stewart twelve-course breakfast, but I'll let you in on a little secret: I didn't have time to make the tables and chairs this morning, so I used the ones I had on hand. Before I moved the table into the dining room I decided to add just a touch of the holidays. So I repainted the room in pinks and stenciled gold stars on the ceiling. While the homemade bread was rising, I took antique candle molds and made the dishes (exactly the same shade of pink) to use for breakfast. These were made from Hungarian clay, which you can get at almost any Hungarian craft store.

82. These Moms Share Special Gifts -- Erma Bombeck THESE MOMS SHARE SPECIAL GIFTS by erma bombeck. (published without permission hope she doesn t mind tjw). Most women become mothers http://www.hyperlexia.org/bombeck.html

T HESE M OMS S HARE S PECIAL G IFTS by Erma Bombeck (published without permission...hope she doesn't mind -tjw) Most women become mothers by accident, some by choice, a few by social pressures, and a couple by habit. This year, nearly 100,000 women will become mothers of handicapped children. Did you ever wonder how mothers of handicapped children are chosen? Somehow I visualize God hovering over Earth selecting his instruments for propagation with great care and deliberation. As he observes, he instructs his angels to make notes in a giant ledger. 'Armstrong, Beth, son, patron saint Matthew. Forrest, Marjorie, daughter, patron saint Cecelia. Rudledge, Carrie, twins, patron saint...give her Gerard. He's used to profanity.' Finally he passes a name to an angel and smiles, 'Give her a handicapped child.' The angel is curious, 'Why this one, God? She's so happy.' 'Exactly,' says God. 'Could I give a handicapped child a mother who does not know laughter? That would be cruel.' 'But has she patience?' asks the angel. 'I don't want her to have too much patience, or she will drown in a sea of self pity and despair. Once the shock and resentment wear off, she'll handle it. She has that feeling of self and independence that is so rare and so necessary in a mother. You see, the child I'm going to give her has his own world. She has to make him live in her world, and that's not going to be easy.'

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Erma Bombeck Quotations Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide. To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at it a long time, get snowblindness if you have to, but write something. MemorableQuotations.com Memorable Quotations: Philosophers of Western Civilization Memorable Quotations: ... VietnamWar.net Memorable Quotations. com http://www.memorablequotations.com

84. Erma Bombeck Biography - Quotations Danielle Hollister is BellaOnline s Quotations Host. erma bombeck Biography. erma bombeck From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. erma http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art19932.asp

Ads_kid=0;Ads_bid=0;Ads_xl=0;Ads_yl=0;Ads_xp='';Ads_yp='';Ads_opt=0;Ads_wrd='[KeyWord]';Ads_prf='';Ads_par='';Ads_cnturl='';Ads_sec=0; forum radio shops sweeps ... Wireless Office Ads_kid=0;Ads_bid=0;Ads_xl=0;Ads_yl=0;Ads_xp='';Ads_yp='';Ads_opt=0;Ads_wrd='[KeyWord]';Ads_prf='';Ads_par='';Ads_cnturl='';Ads_sec=0; All times in EST Quotations You Are Here: BellaOnline Entertainment Quotations Articles Danielle Hollister is BellaOnline's Quotations Host Erma Bombeck Biography Erma Bombeck From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Erma Louise (Harris) Bombeck (1927-1996) was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for a newspaper column that depicted suburban home life in the second half of the 20th century. Born in Dayton, Ohio, Bombeck graduated from the University of Dayton in 1949 with a degree in English. She started her career in 1949 as a reporter for the Ohio Journal Herald, but after marrying school administrator Bill Bombeck, a college friend, she left the job and raised three children. As the children grew she started writing At Wit's End, telling self-deprecating tales about the life of a housewife. It debuted in the Kettering-Oakwood Times in 1964. She was paid $3 per column. Growing popularity led At Wit's End to be nationally syndicated in 1965, and eventually it ran twice a week in more than 700 newspapers. The column was collected in many best-selling books, and her fame was such that a television sitcom was based on her. The series, Maggie, ran for eight shows in 1982 before being cancelled.

85. Erma Bombeck On A Mother's Love - Quotations erma bombeck on A Mother s Love quotations is a personally written site at BellaOnline. Host. erma bombeck on A Mother s Love. We http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art19929.asp

Ads_kid=0;Ads_bid=0;Ads_xl=0;Ads_yl=0;Ads_xp='';Ads_yp='';Ads_opt=0;Ads_wrd='[KeyWord]';Ads_prf='';Ads_par='';Ads_cnturl='';Ads_sec=0; forum radio shops sweeps ... Wireless Office Ads_kid=0;Ads_bid=0;Ads_xl=0;Ads_yl=0;Ads_xp='';Ads_yp='';Ads_opt=0;Ads_wrd='[KeyWord]';Ads_prf='';Ads_par='';Ads_cnturl='';Ads_sec=0; All times in EST Quotations You Are Here: BellaOnline Entertainment Quotations Articles Danielle Hollister is BellaOnline's Quotations Host Erma Bombeck on A Mother's Love We all know that being a Mom is the hardest, most rewarding job on the face of this Earth. "You don't love me!" How many times have your kids laid that one on you? And how many times have you, as a parent, resisted the urge to tell them how much? Someday, when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a mother, I'll tell them... I loved you enough to bug you about where you were going, with whom and what time you would get home. I loved you enough to insist you buy a bike with your own money, which we could afford, and you couldn't. I loved you enough to be silent and let you discover your hand picked friend was a creep.

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Home Browse By Category Quick Search Title Author Description Keyword Erma Bombeck listings. If you can't find what you want on this page, then please use our search feature to search all of our books. Click to view full description Bombeck, Erma FAMILY TIES THAT BIND AND GAG New York NY McGraw-Hill 1987 First Edition Hardcover Very Good in Very Good dust jacket 199 pages Price: 12.00 USD See Full Description Bombeck, Erma FAMILY TIES THAT BIND AND GAG New York NY McGraw-Hill 1987 First Edition Hardcover Very Good in Very Good dust jacket 199 pages Price: 12.00 USD See Full Description Bombeck, Erma FAMILY TIES THAT BIND AND GAG New York NY McGraw-Hill 1987 Book Club Edition Hardcover Very Good in Very Good dust jacket 181 pages Price: 7.00 USD See Full Description Bombeck, Erma FAMILY TIES THAT BIND AND GAG New York NY McGraw-Hill 1987 First Edition Hardcover Very Good in Very Good dust jacket; Previous owner's name. DJ price clipped. 199 pages Price: 8.00 USD See Full Description Bombeck, Erma GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER OVER THE SEPTIC TANK New York NY Fawcett Crest 1976 Paperback Very Good with no dust jacket Illustrated by Judith Nilson Mass Market PB Price: 5.00 USD

87. Bombeck, ErmaAt Wit's End bombeck, erma At Wit s End. (1967) New York . Fawcett Crest . Later Printing . Paperback . Text tight, light soil to end pages and closed edges. http://www.popula.com/sh/no_627/2130101.htm

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CQHome Search CQ CQ Indexes CQ E-books ... creative Creative Quotations from . . . Erma Bombeck 1927-1996) born on Feb 3 US journalist, author, humorist. She dealt humorously with her life as a suburban housewife, e.g., "The Grass is Greener Over the Septic Tank," 1976. Search millions of documents for Erma Bombeck Creative Hats Tshirts African Cichlids I was thirty-seven when I went to work writing the column. I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security, and too tired for an affair. Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart. Published Sources for Quotations Above: F: In "Say It Again," by Dorothy Uris, 1979. R: In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994. A: In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994. N: In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994.

89. Aunt Erma's Cope Book - By Bombeck, Erma Essays Book Review. AUTHOR bombeck, erma ISBN 0449209377 Compare price for this book. Aunt erma s Cope Book Book Review, by bombeck, erma. http://www.bookfinder.us/review4/0449209377.html

Aunt Erma's Cope Book Essays Book Review AUTHOR: Bombeck, Erma ISBN: 0449209377 Compare price for this book Essays Essays Editorial Review from Amazon Aunt Erma's Cope Book - Book Review, by Bombeck, Erma Inside Flap Copy "Her audience is everyone who has ever married, had children, gotten to middle age, owned a dog or a duck." DALLAS TIMES HERALD In this book Erma comes outout of the kitchenwith these gems: No longer will she be the only woman on the block to wear a slip under a see-through sweater, or feel guilty if the sun sets on an empty crockpot, nor will she care that she flunked her paper towel test. Our Erma is on her way to becoming a sub-total woman. Book Description "Her audience is everyone who has ever married, had children, gotten to middle age, owned a dog or a duck." DALLAS TIMES HERALD In this book Erma comes outout of the kitchenwith these gems: No longer will she be the only woman on the block to wear a slip under a see-through sweater, or feel guilty if the sun sets on an empty crockpot, nor will she care that she flunked her paper towel test. Our Erma is on her way to becoming a sub-total woman. Buy this Book from Amazon.com

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Search Quotes Home New Quotes Erma Bombeck Quotes Pages: (1927 - 1996) - American author, humorist. - Click icon to send that quote to a friend. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. I come from family where gravy is considered a beverage. When humor goes, there goes civilization. A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go into overload and blow up. Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase. If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. Email this page of Erma Bombeck quotations to a friend. Find Related Products on Amazon By Subjects A B C D ... Z By Authors A B C D ... Z Fun Sites Are you Single?

91. Online Erma Bombeck Museum Unveils Lost Sitcoms Online erma bombeck Museum Unveils Lost Sitcoms . Search URLwire archives since 1994. erma bombeck would have celebrated her 76th birthday on Feb. http://www.urlwire.com/news/022103.html

Now available... Link Alert! Learn the linking strategies that keep your site linked, with Link Alert! Today's Launch URLwire headlines page URLwire homepage Getting your site on URLwire Receive URLwire ... EricWard.com URLwire for Friday, 2/21/03 - Online news headline linking services are welcome to link to this story. Online Erma Bombeck Museum Unveils Lost Sitcoms The site , created by the University of Dayton with the Bombeck family, celebrates the writer's birthday by making available Bombeck's lost sitcom episodes. Bombeck, a Dayton grad, credited the school for making her believe she could write. "Each year on Erma's birthday we like to add items to the Erma Bombeck Online Museum," said Tim Bete, humor columnist and curator of ErmaMuseum.org . "It's our way of honoring Erma and giving her millions of fans something to help remember her. This year we've added seven complete episodes of the "Maggie" sitcom Erma wrote and executive produced. The programs can be viewed on the Web." Search URLwire archives since 1994 Erma Bombeck would have celebrated her 76th birthday on Feb. 21, but the gift of her humor lives on because of an online museum created by the University of Dayton with the Bombeck family. Erma graduated from UD in 1949.

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94. Wauu.DE: Arts: Literature: Authors: Humor: Bombeck, Erma http//lubbockonline.com/news/122996/erma.htm. erma bombeck Quotes and Quotations Alphabetical listing of quotes with the first few words of each one. http://www.wauu.de/Arts/Literature/Authors/Humor/Bombeck__Erma/

Home Arts Literature Authors ... Humor : Bombeck, Erma Search DMOZ-Verzeichnis: All Categories Categories Onlye Links: Another Christmas Season Bites the Dust One of 195 columns included in "Forever, Erma", a published collection of Bombeck's most popular works. http://lubbockonline.com/news/122996/erma.htm Erma Bombeck Quotes and Quotations Alphabetical listing of quotes with the first few words of each one. http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/e/a127194.html Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Chat scripts, news articles, favorite columns, archive, registration, workshop tracks, speakers, and writing contest hosted by the University of Dayton. http://www.udayton.edu/~erma/ ErmaMuseum.org This online museum celebrates Erma Bombeck's life. http://www.ermamuseum.org/ Grave of Erma Bombeck From Find-a-Grave, photos of the late humorist's gravesite in Woodland Cemetery, Dayton, Ohio. http://www.findagrave.com/pictures/3722.html I Love Erma Bombeck Gayla's tribute and collection of quotations from Bombeck's work. http://www.gaylasgarden.com/menu/erma.htm

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