21. Dave Barry's Blog (Thanks to Ted HabteGabr, Field Coordinator for the surging dave barry for President campaign juggernaut.) posted by judi 0019. Friday, February 20 http://davebarry.blogspot.com/

Blog Archives Links Email the blog DaveBarry.com Columns The Herald Hunt ... "I'm With Stupid" Dave's Books Random House Penguin Putnam Support Your Local Bookseller Don't Quit Your Day Job Records: Rock Bottom Remainders Tuesday, March 2 NEW BLOG SITE OK, the new site appears to be working. The address is http://weblog.herald.com/column/davebarry/ Please note that there is now a "comments" section, where a thoughtful intellectual discussion is already taking place on the topic of Johnny Depp's ding dongs. posted by Dave Monday, March 1 MIGRATION STATUS UPDATE posted by Dave FUN PETS TO HAVE "Here girl! C'mon girl! NO, wait! GO BACK, GIRL!" (Thanks to Savitri) posted by Dave JOHNNY DEPP UPDATE UPDATE The Stealth Bloggerette is such a slut. posted by Dave JOHNNY DEPP UPDATE Like we care about his hair posted by judi OMAN UPDATE No, this blog does not know where the hell Oman is, either. posted by Dave BREAKING NEWS FROM OMAN Oman's leading snake catcher, Mr. Syed Farook, has returned from India and is ready for action. Key excerpt: “I have returned with a load of valuable information, skills on snakes and experiences, which has pumped up my knowledge and confidence in the snake hunting techniques, handling of a freshly caught snake, the housing and care of snakes,” Farook said. But the best part is his newfound ability to milk the venom of snakes for the first time in Oman.

22. The Miami Herald 10/05/2003 So What S Their Hang-up? Friday, May 14, 2004. dave barry, right to call, well, that s just plain rude. So I am taking the high road. Read more from dave barry. http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/columnists/dave_barry/6934584.htm

23. AutoDave! The Automated Dave Barry Column Generator The automated dave barry column generator. an error occurred while processing this directive dave barry's columns are published every Friday on his Web site at http://www.peacefire.org/staff/bennett/autodave

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24. Dave Barry Official Website "If you leave. this web site, I will kill this. defenseless toilet." http://www.davebarry.com/

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25. Dave Barry Frequently Asked Questions Frequently asked questions for the Usenet newsgroup alt.fan.dave_barry. Includes bibliography and list of newspapers where dave's syndicated column appears. http://home.earthlink.net/~mesteele/dbarry/

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26. Official Unofficial Dave Barry Brief yet multilinked fan page with bibliography and pictures http://members.aol.com/oreilly7a/db_index.html

D O FFICIAL U NOFFICIAL D AVE B ARRY A V E B A R R Y D A Welcome to the NEW Official Unofficial Dave Barry Web Site COMING SOON: Buy Dave's Books Here! There are a lot of changes going on around here... Please be sure to stop by again soon to check out our completely revamped site! Welcome to the NEW Official Unofficial Dave Barry Site . The purpose of this site is not necessarily to provide all the information available regarding the man, but to provide you with a good starting place, including several links, that will lead you to the information. This site is currently under massive re-construction, but we're moving ahead. In the near future we look forward to providing you with a more COMPLETE list of Dave's books along with a link to purchase his books ONLINE! Hopefully, you will be able to find everything you need to know about Dave when we're finished... If you have any questions or comments please feel free to e-mail me at oreilly7@aol.com. BARRY: ESENTIALS Dave Barry is a syndicated humor columnist who works for both the Miami Herald newspaper and Tropic Magazine(a Miami-area local magazine). His Pulitzer Prize-winning articles appear in hundreds of newspapers every week. Whether he's writing about exploding whales, science fair projects gone bad, or jumping off of the "big green bridge" in Armonk, NY, he's invariably finding a way to make millions of us laugh, every day. For those who desire to drop Dave a line via "snail-mail," you can do so at the following address (sorry, no e-mail): Dave Barry c/o Tropic Magazine

27. Dave Barry Official Website If you leave this web site, I will kill this defenseless toilet. . http://davebarry.com/

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28. News From Me - August 20, 2001 · EXTRA! By Mark Evanier. POV Online Tribute article to a littleknown comedian and cartoon voice actor. http://povonline.com/2001/News082001a.htm

WHAT YOU SEE above is a very bad picture taken from the cover of one of Dave Barry's comedy records. This is not the Dave Barry who presently writes a syndicated humor column. This is the other Dave Barry, and he passed away recently. Here's the AP wire report... Actor-Comedian Dave Barry Dead at 82 LOS ANGELES (AP) Comedian Dave Barry, who opened for a number of top performers, including Wayne Newton, died Thursday. He was 82. The comedian, who was not related to the Miami-based humorist of the same name, was born in New York City and started his career at age 16 on radio's "Major Bowes and the Original Amateur Hour.'' He moved to California in the early 1940s and served in the Army during World War II entertaining troops. Toward the end of that decade, Barry began performing in Las Vegas at the El Rancho Hotel. He was featured at the Desert Inn in a revue called "Hello America.'' He opened for Newton for more than eight years. Barry had television and film credits, most notably in Billy Wilder's "Some Like It Hot,'' in which he played the role of Beinstock, the band's manager. In the latter part of his career, he entertained on cruise ships and appeared in the "Follies," a Palm Springs, California, variety show.

29. It's Great To Be 50 Christopher Columbus discovered the New World, and died in obscurity at age 55, which is only five years older than I am right now. http://www.innerself.com/Humor/great_to_be_50.htm

Search InnerSelf Magazine Mighty Natural Marketplace Natural Yellow Pages Article Index You Are Here: Home Humor : this page It's Great to Be 50! by Dave Barry Right. And Herbert Hoover was a rap singer. I am NOT going to whine. Yes, I have turned 50. Yes, this is an age that I used to consider old. Not middle-aged, like Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore in The Dick Van Dyke Show; but actually old, like Walter Brennan as Granpappy Amos in The Real McCoys, gimping around cluelessly in a pair of bib overalls and saying things like "Con-SARN it!" But I do not choose to dwell on the negative. I choose to be an optimist, like the great explorer Christopher Columbus, who had a dream that he could sail a ship all the way across the Atlantic Ocean. People said he was crazy, but Columbus did not know the meaning of the word "discouragement." (He also did not know the meaning of "nostril" or "weasel," because he spoke Italian.) And so Columbus boldly set out and discovered the New World, and then he went back to Europe, where he died in obscurity at age 55, which is

30. Dave Barry's Blog (Thanks to Ted HabteGabr, Field Coordinator for the dave barry for President campaign.) posted by dave 1746. Saturday, February 15 http://davebarry.blogspot.com/2003_02_01_davebarry_archive.html

Blog Archives Links Email the blog DaveBarry.com Columns The Herald Hunt ... "I'm With Stupid" Dave's Books Random House Penguin Putnam Support Your Local Bookseller Don't Quit Your Day Job Records: Rock Bottom Remainders Friday, February 28 FLORIDA NEWS UPDATE Friends don't let friends drive with alligators (Thanks to Matt Patterson) posted by Dave SWEDISH CULTURE UPDATE Evidently, the Swedes also have a lot of spare time (Click on the heads.) (Thanks to Annie.) posted by Dave VOICE OF THE PEOPLE I'm at the Detroit airport, and a woman near me just told her friends: "I drew the line at Celebrity Mole Hawaii. I can only take so much." posted by Dave MOOSE UPDATE I spent the night at a Holiday Inn in Lansing, Mich. I was in room 359. By sheer good fortune, room 363, two doors away, was the Hospitality Suite for some kind of gathering of Moose International, which is a fraternal organization dedicated as far as I can tell to staying up all night, drinking beer and shouting. I would be almost asleep at, say, 3 a.m., and a Moose would leave the hospitality suite, and he would pause directly outside my door and shout a clever remark back to his fellow Mooses and Moosettes, such as: "DON'T LET YOUR MEAT LOAF!!" You can imagine how hilarious everybody found this. So today I'm going back to Miami, where it's quiet.

31. NewStandard: 7/28/96 Column by humorist dave barry on Philip Morris's dave cigarettes. http://www.s-t.com/daily/07-96/07-28-96/e02li154.htm

... computer consulting and training specialists 'Dave's' cigarettes have him fuming I want to stress that I'm not bitter about what the Philip Morris Corp. is trying to do with the name "Dave." In case you didn't know, Philip Morris is test-marketing a new brand of cigarettes called "Dave's." Over the past year I've seen big billboard advertisements for "Dave's" cigarettes in Seattle and Denver. These are folksy ads; one of them features a tractor. The message is that "Dave's" is a folksy brand of cigarette, produced by a down-to-earth, tractor-driving guy named "Dave" for ordinary people who work hard and make an honest living, at least until they start coughing up big folksy chunks of trachea. Of course, there is no actual "Dave." The people at Philip Morris are just calling the new brand "Dave's" because they think the name "Dave" sounds trustworthy and non-corporate. This is pretty funny when you consider that Philip Morris is the world's largest tobacco company and has enough marketing experts and advertising consultants and lawyers and lobbyists to sink an aircraft carrier, not that I'm suggesting anything. According to an article in Advertising Age, Philip Morris made up a whole story described by a Philip Morris spokesperson as "a tale of fictional imagery" about how the "Dave's" brand of cigarettes got started. Here's the story, as quoted by Advertising Age from Philip Morris promotional materials:

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33. Dave Barry's Blog (Thanks to Ted HabteGabr, Field Coordinator for the dave barry for President Throbbing Tumescent Hurtling Mojo-Rama Juggernaut of Doom). http://weblog.herald.com/column/davebarry/

INSIDE HERALD.COM Dave Barry's Column News Business Sports ... City Guide RECENT COLUMNS 2003: A Dave odyssey Hurricane season can make a storm shudder I'll do it yooooour wayyyyyy More columns... SYNDICATE THIS BLOG YOUR BLOGGING STAFF There are two bloggers contributing to this blog: "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender. "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men. MAY 2004 S M T W T F S LINKS Email the blog DaveBarry.com Columns (Guide to Guys: The Movie) ... "I'm With Stupid" DAVE BARRY'S BOOKS Random House Penguin Putnam Support Your Local Bookseller MUSIC Don't Quit Your Day Job Records: Rock Bottom Remainders ARCHIVES May 2004 April 2004 March 2004 February 2004 ... January 2003 CATEGORY ARCHIVES Jokes Productivity Enhancers Unfit for the Office Unless You Work for the Osbournes WARNING: DO NOT OPEN AT WORK, OIYDWYMTTY(NY)G May 27, 2004 OFF-DUTY EMPLOYMENT We imagine this beats escorting funeral processions (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) posted by Dave 08:58 AM Comments (75) permanent link to this item WORKING FOR YOU New York is taking action (Thanks again to Mac) posted by Dave 08:50 AM Comments (42) permanent link to this item SPEAKING OF PETA This is what we call being loyal to your dog.

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35. Mike Gallay | Sports I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to. dave barry. http://www.mikegallay.com/barrydave.html

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36. CNN.com - Dave Barry On Bands, Stephen King And North Dakota - Oct. 17, 2002 CNN http://cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/books/10/17/dave.barry.sidebar/index.html

CNN Europe CNN Asia Languages Spanish Portuguese German Italian Korean Arabic Japanese On CNN TV Transcripts Headline News CNN International ... Special Reports SERVICES Video E-Mail Services CNNtoGO SEARCH Web CNN.com Dave Barry on bands, Stephen King and North Dakota Story Tools (CNN) During an interview with CNN, Dave Barry talked about his musical activities, the reaction to his humor columns, and Stephen King's future. On playing with the motley crew of authors and musicians called the Rock Bottom Remainders: "The Remainders don't rehearse. We just yell chords at each other." RELATED He's Dave Barry, because you're not Review: 'Tricky Business' On Stephen King, Barry's Remainders colleague, who has said he's going to end his career in publishing within the next couple years: "He'd talked about that. He still has physical problems and he can't work at the same pace. ... With his interest in other things, I think he'll focus on other kinds of projects. He has nothing to prove, [so he should do] whatever makes him happy." On the publicity his "Talk Like a Pirate Day" column generated, including an item on NPR's "All Things Considered":

37. [iBistro] Johnson County Library Author Processing "barry, dave" search found 59 titles Boogers are my beat large print more lies, but some actual journalism / dave barry. 2003. barry, dave. http://catalogsearch.jocolibrary.org/?SETTING_KEY=portal&servers=1home&G

38. CNN.com - Books - Excerpt: 'Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down' - Novemb CNN http://www.cnn.com/2000/books/beginnings/11/16/excerpt.barry/index.html

Editions myCNN Video Audio ... Feedback CNN Sites CNN CNN Europe CNNfn CNNSI myCNN CNNfyi AllPolitics Languages Search CNN.com CNNSI.com CNNfn.com The Web BOOKS TOP STORIES Robert Kennedy: The 'younger brother full of pain' Author's survival tips for women: All you need are 'Three Black Skirts' MORE TOP STORIES More than 1,700 killed in India quake; fear of aftershocks spreads Bush White House says it won't be distracted by pranks of past tenants After respite, California power supply close to running on empty McCain, Lott agree 'in principle' on campaign finance reform schedule ... MORE MARKETS 4:30pm ET, 4/16 DJIA NAS SPORTS Jordan says farewell for the third time ... LOCAL EDITIONS: CNN.com Europe change default edition MULTIMEDIA: video video archive audio multimedia showcase ... more services E-MAIL: Subscribe to one of our news e-mail lists Enter your address: DISCUSSION: chat feedback CNN WEB SITES: CNNfyi.com CNN.com Europe AsiaNow Spanish ... Korean Headlines TIME INC. SITES: Go To ... Time.com People Money Fortune EW CNN NETWORKS: CNN anchors transcripts Turner distribution SITE INFO: help contents search ad info ... jobs WEB SERVICES: Excerpt: 'Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down' By Dave Barry Crown Humor 224 pages What's been getting Dave Barry all worked up lately? What can possibly induce him to rise up yes, actually out of his chair in indignation? Well, lots of things. For instance:

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40. Herald.com - Your Miami Everything Guide Home to dave barry, Leonard Pitts Jr., Ana VecianaSuarez, Linda Gassenheimer, Lydia Martin, Steve Rothaus, Tara Solomon, Carl Hiaasen, Beth Reinhard, Robert Steinback, Andres Oppenheimer, Joan Fleischman, Kathleen Krog, Claire Mitchel, Liz Balmaseda, Fred Grimm, Peter Wallsten, Edwin Pope, Dan Le Batard, Greg Cote, Linda Robertson, Christine Dolen, Jordan Levin, Rene Rodriguez, Elisa Turner, Margaria Fichtner, Evelyn McDonnell, James Roos, Glenn Garvin, Harriet Brackey, Michele Chandler, Meg Green, Janine Warner, Cara Buckley, Cindy K. Goodman, Richardard Pachter, Elaine Walker, Bea Garcia, Tim Henderson, Mark Grossman, and Peggy Rogers. http://www.miami.com/mld/miami/news/columnists/

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