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The Cartoon Guide to Chemistry (Cartoon Guide To...) by Larry Gonick, Craig Criddle, 2005-05-03 The Genie in the Bottle: 67 All-New Commentaries on the Fascinating Chemistry of Everyday Life by Dr. Joe Schwarcz, 2002-07-01 Humor and Humanism in Chemistry. by JOHN READ, 1947 Cool Chemistry: Great Experiments With Simple Stuff by Steven W. Moje, 1999-06-30 No-Sweat Science: Chemistry Experiments by Louis V. Loeschnig, 2005-11-01 Advanced Chemistry by Jack G. Huekels, 2010-03-14 Molecules With Silly Or Unusual Names by Paul W. May, 2008-12-30 Scientific American, Volume 17, No. 26 December 28, 1867 A Weekly Journal of Practical Information, Art, Science, Mechanics, Chemistry, and Manufactures. by Various, 2005-09-01 Good Humor: Webster's Timeline History, 1706 - 2007 by Icon Group International, 2010-05-17 Scientific American, Volume 22, No. 1, January 1, 1870 A Weekly Journal of Practical Information, Art, Science, Mechanics, Chemistry, and Manufactures. by Various, 2005-09-01 Humor: Webster's Timeline History, 586 BC - 1990 by Icon Group International, 2009-02-20 Humor: Webster's Timeline History, 1991 - 2007 by Icon Group International, 2009-02-20 GenComics (Erlebnis Wissenschaft) by Hanno Bolz, 2001-10-16 Humor and Wellness in Clinical Intervention

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81. Science Humor
    30, 158, 408, PhysicsSongs.org. 31, 157, 262, Reptile Dysfunction. 32, 157,68, Black Sun Space humor. 33, 155, 27, EddNet chemistry The Home of a MadChemist.  
    http://www.ringsurf.com/netring?ring=sciencehumor;action=stats

82. Alexa Web Search - Subjects > Recreation > Humor > Science > Chemistry
    Got a Problem? Ask Chemists chemistry jokes and humorous essays. nmr.chem.ohiou.edu/leo/jokes Site Info. Bestselling Products in chemistry.  
    http://www.alexa.com/browse/general?catid=59445&mode=general

83. Gilligan.cox.miami.edu/G-html/chemhum.html
    Web Links Nobel Laureates in chemistry. This Week in the History of chemistry. chemistryhumor ChemTeam humor Menu. Molecules with Silly or Unusual Names.  
    http://gilligan.cox.miami.edu/G-html/chemhum.html

84. Chemical Humor
    Bad chemistry Jokes and Stories. Updated January 15, 2002. A True Story; TopTen ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab; The Final Exam A True Story.  
    http://www.nku.edu/~russellk/G-html/chemhum.html

85. #Beginner - Humor, Chemistry Lesson
    Just for Fun .. Funnybone. chemistry Lesson. Two new additions tothe periodic table of elements. Element Name WOMAN Symbol WO  
    http://www.ircbeginner.com/justfun/fb-chemistry.html
    
    Extractions: Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!) Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen. Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. Element Name: MAN Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50) Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples. Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

86. Humor: Chemistry Carols
    chemistry Carols. The chemistry Teacher s Coming to Town. The chemistryTeacher s coming to town. I m Dreaming of a White Precipitate.  
    http://people.bu.edu/metalman/chemistry_xmas_carols.html

87. Holiday Humor Web Sites
    MISCELLANEOUS humor. Periodic Table of the Rejected Elements. The PeriodicTable of Comic Books. Various chemistry Related Jokes. Join  
    http://greece.k12.ny.us/oly/chemistry/Holidays and Humor.htm

88. Resources
    Excellent CDs of chemistry and physics songs for older youth Physics humor on theWeb A large collection of physics humor (some of which don t seem particularly  
    http://www.tranquility.net/~scimusic/resources.html
    
    Extractions: AstroCapella 2.0: A Musical Exploration of the Universe a new enhanced CD by The Chromatics contains 13 songs about the solar system, plus movies, activities, etc. The rocking, high-energy, professionally recorded and produced songs cover topics in astronomy. Check one or the other of their web sites: The Chromatics or Astrocapella . NASA engineers and allies with too little to do? Astronomy Songs Beth's Rock Collection Beth Cook, a high school science teacher from Blue Springs, Missouri, has some excellent songs that she uses in her earth science classes. Geology Songs Weather Songs Rocks and Water Songs and other materials by Canadian folk singer Chris Rawlings. Rock 'n' Soil songs by Francis D. Hole (is this a made up name for an earth science teacher, or what?) and students at R. M. Teitelman School, Cape May NJ. The Biochemists' Songbook by Harold Baum. This book of 13 songs, published by Pergamon Press, first came out in 1982. (I understand that a later edition has 19 songs, but I only have the earlier edition myself.) The singer on the accompanying tape is Gary Bond (former rock musician and star of the Broadway musicals "Joseph" and "Evita"). The lyrics are set to some popular and/or classical tunes: for example, Waltz Round the Cycle (Waltzing Matilda), Battle Hymn of the Aerobes, Beta Oxidation (There's a Tavern in the Town), and so on. It may be hard to find, and it's not for everyone, but the songs do illustrate some heavy duty biochemical points.

89. Chemistry Mid-term On Hell - Humor
    usually quite funny. chemistry Mid Term. The following is an actualquestion given on University of IOWA chemistry mid term. The answer  
    http://www.analyticalq.com/humor/hell.htm
    
    Extractions: analytical Q Contact Suggest a Link Humor courtesy of Tony, who forwards me jokes that are usually quite funny Chemistry Mid Term The following is an actual question given on University of IOWA chemistry mid term. The answer was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

90. Directory - Recreation: Humor: Science: Chemistry
    Sites MDeA s chemistry Fun Page · cached · The ultimate site for chemistryhumor. Ask Chemists · cached · chemistry jokes and humorous essays.  
    http://www.incywincy.com/default?p=59445

91. Molecules With Silly Or Unusual Names
    Thanks to Victoria Barclay of Advanced chemistry Development, Inc., Toronto, for Alasthe editor was neither imaginative nor humorous, and suggested that a  
    http://www.bris.ac.uk/Depts/Chemistry/MOTM/silly/sillymols.htm
    
    Extractions: Molecules with Silly or Unusual Names Believe it or not, some chemists do have a sense of humour, and this page is a testament to that. Here we'll show you some real molecules that have unusual, ridiculous or downright silly names. If you know of any other potential candidates for this page, please let me know . People from all over the world have sent me so many contributions to this page, that I've now had to split it into three smaller pages. Yes, believe it or not, there is actually a molecule called Arsole ... and it's a ring! It is the arsenic equivalent of pyrrole, and although it is rarely found in its pure form, it is occasionally seen as a sidegroup in the form of organic arsolyls . For more information, see the paper with probably the best title of any scientific paper I've ever come across: "Studies on the Chemistry of the Arsoles", G. Markl and H. Hauptmann, J. Organomet. Chem

92. Jokes Related To Chemistry
    Back to my home. Last update Got a problem? Ask Chemists! They have all the solutions. Pick anyone you want, please.  
    http://nmr.chem.ohiou.edu/leo/jokes

93. Carleton College: Chemistry
    Images from Summer Research June August, 2003. chemistry Students checkout the announcement page for information you will want to know!  
    http://www.acad.carleton.edu/curricular/CHEM/
    
    Extractions: e-Beaker! Chemists study nature at the molecular level, and the broad field of chemistry is often called the "central science," positioned between the atomic world of physics and the complex living systems of biology. Chemistry is primarily an experimental science requiring well- developed laboratory and problem-solving skills. But theoretical chemistry is also an important field in its own right with strong components of modern mathematics and computer technology. The chemistry curriculum at Carleton deals extensively with fundamental ideas and with experimental chemistry. Undergraduate research is an active part of the program. Please take a few moments to learn about our department ( note : items which are not links will be added soon.):

94. Sizzling Organic Chemistry Dramas
    Let s go contaminate some ethanol! Check out How to Pass chemistry! See more sciencehumor at Songs of Geology! Return to Heptune s Journal of Lore and Levity!  
    http://www.heptune.com/chemtale.html
    
    Extractions: by Brenna Lorenz (A Molecular Drama) Characters : Secondary carbon (Sec) is sharing four electrons with Primary Carbon (Prim) to form a propene molecule. Along comes a hungry electrophilic Hydrogen (Hyd) who is bonded to an electron-hogging Chlorine (Chlor). Hyd : Oh, look at all those electrons on that propene!

95. High School Chemistry Resources On The Web
    Dictionary Eric Weisstein Combined Chemical Dictionary Arizona State UniversityThe Ultimate Scientific Dictionary (humorous) chemistry Web Dictionary  
    http://www.chemistrycoach.com/high.htm

96. Points In Case.com :: College Humor, Quotes, Away Messages, AIM Humor
    on the whole fuckin Periodic Table. (Nothing like a little chemistryhumor, right?). Step 3. Don t be afraid to take cheap shots.  
    http://www.pointsincase.com/
    
    Extractions: Copy DVD College Humor by Court Sullivan Yahoo IM Live Contest Updates You guys made it happen last night: we came in first!! We did more crazy fun stuff like Win a Date With Court (I went on a date with Brittany tonight!), the Oreo-stuffing contest (I'm up to 13.5, no joke), and other silly shenanigans. But nothing tops the final act...yes, I slammed the pie in my face. This screenshot with 5 minutes remaining in the contest pretty much sums up the night (Amir's computer crashed with 10 minutes to go so he missed it, as;dlfkajsf;dlaksdf). We have Fri and Sat nights off, and I am celebrating my 23rd birthday (June 5) on Friday night in Tunica, MS gambling the night away at the BJ tables (how appropriate). We need you guys to get ALL your friends to come back on Sunday night and

97. WebAnalytes -knowledge-based Information
    The History of chemistry, Woodrow Wilson Summer Institute; 1992. chemistryHumor. Art of Distillation (1651), John French s; U of Penn Library.  
    http://www.webanalytes.com/cheminfo.htm
    
    Extractions: Back to W E B A N A ... ICA W E B A N A L Y T E S Knowledge-based Chem Info This Page C O N T E N T S New links Chemistry Humor ChemSoc Time Line Biotechnology : Calendar of Events The History of Chemistry ... Nobel Prize in Chemistry Winners 2003-1901 Good News Back to Top MIT releases Master Course List of its OCW In all fields available in the Programme ACCESS TO RESEARCH" INTERNET INITIATIVE FOR DEVELOPING COUNTRIES; WHO and Top Publishers establish a scheme (Health InterNetwork Access to Research Initiative HINARI) Free online or at significantly reduced charges to developing countries' institutions How to join HINARI HINARI Partners, or choose from a

98. Chemistry Web
    chemistry Library, University of Iowa. Copyright (c) 19962003. The Universityof Iowa. All rights reserved. Please send comments to lib-chem@uiowa.edu.  
    http://www.lib.uiowa.edu/chem/chemcool2.htm

99. Urban Legends Reference Pages: College (Feign Reaction)
    Feign Reaction, Advertisement. Legend Student makes humorous guessesat answers on chemistry exam. Origins On our Shortchanging  
    http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/chemistry.asp
    
    Extractions: The images linked below illustrate a different approach to handling unanswerable test questions: just write anything, even if your responses are completely goofy and nonsensical. You may not get any credit for your answers, but at least you'll have the satisfaction of knowing that you didn't leave sections of your exam paper completely blank. There's always a chance the professor may not read what you've written, or that he'll be sufficiently impressed with your honesty and sense of humor to throw a few points your way. We don't known the full origins of the scanned sections of a chemistry test displayed below (other than that they were obviously taken from a fuller version of the exam found elsewhere), but even if the putative student didn't score any points with his professor on these selected questions, his answers are worthy of enshrinement in this collection of contemporary lore. Each of the pages shown here will display a full-size image when clicked upon, and the questions and answers given within each are transcribed beneath.

100. BRAIN RELAXATION ACTIVITIES
     An intuitive resource guide for synthetic organic chemists  
     http://www.organicworldwide.net/relax.html
     
     Extractions: Phrases Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate! Never replicate a successful experiment -Fett's law. It takes alkynes to make a world. A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library. Make it myself? But I'm a physical organic chemist! First law of Laboratorics: Hot glass and cold glass look alike! Questions and Answers Q: Why are organic chemists the cleanest people you'll ever meet...

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