Salon.com Sex | Martha Stewart Loving martha stewart loving Does the perfect one get off using her glue gun or does shehave a sex life? June 27, 2002 I m obsessed with martha stewart s sex life. http://www.salon.com/sex/feature/2002/06/27/mstewart/
Extractions: By Karen Croft I'm obsessed with Martha Stewart's sex life. I think it's because of four main ingredients. First, she loves the word "perfect," and anyone who is so into perfection is a tough nut to crack in the sack. It makes me wonder what kind of a man would be able to please her. Second, she gets really, really excited when she uses her blowtorch or her glue gun, which says to me that lurking beneath that Connecticut blond meringue of a mama is a hint of S/M. But she hates messes, so she would probably not want any bodily fluids spattering on her eggshell-white walls. I could see her in black leather, though. Third, she acts like a classic fag hag she has gay men on her show all the time who teach us how to groom our pets and make the perfect flower arrangements without baby's breath. She coos with them in a way that suggests hidden feather boas in her immaculate closet.
CBS News | Perjury Charge For Martha Witness | May 21, 2004 18:39:28 martha stewart (above) and her codefendant, stockbroker Peter Bacanovic, are expectedto get 10 to 16 months in prison when they are sentenced this June. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/05/21/national/main618967.shtml
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CBS News | Martha Won't Get New Trial | May 5, 2004 13:25:01 martha stewart (Photo AP) Defendants rarely get a second trial for any reasonand clearly the judge was not convinced that the reason give by stewart s http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/02/02/national/main597213.shtml
Extractions: From New York: We're loopy from the bus fumes ... it's the TOP TEN LIST for Monday, September 25, 1995. And now, a man who recycles everything in fact, we used this introduction last April ... David Letterman! "Martha Stewart's Worst Tips For Living" As presented on the 9/25/95 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN If you notice a guest using the "wrong" fork, pick up the "right" fork and jam it into his head
Extractions: 'TO DO' LIST Use leftover turkey drumsticks to hold vine in front yard Check website stats Thank Richard Simmons for matzo ball recipe Call broker Make Christmas cards from ones received last year Get baskets ready for basket weaving segment on Letterman Show Decorate Christmas tree with used airline liquor bottles Make wreath out of leaves and salon hair clippings Answer fan mail Dinner with Bob Vila
The Interminable Persecution Of Martha Stewart The Interminable Persecution of martha stewart. by Alan Reynolds. October24, 2002. martha stewart is still accused of something. But what? http://www.cato.org/research/articles/reynolds-021024.html
Extractions: Pocket Constitution Email Updates Cato Audio Cato Store ... El Cato by Alan Reynolds October 24, 2002 Alan Reynolds is a senior fellow with the Cato Institute. Martha Stewart is still accused of something. But what? It has been widely reported that the Securities and Exchange Commission plans to recommend civil charges (i.e., try to collect a fine) because the standards of proof are lower than for criminal charges. Indeed, the standards of proof in this case are approaching a record low. The original accusation claimed there was something fishy about the fact that Martha Stewart sold 3,928 shares of ImClone in the afternoon of Thursday, Dec. 27 one day before the news came out that the FDA would not approve ImClone's promising anticancer drug, Erbitux. Yet many, many people were selling ImClone shares on that same day. ImClone CEO Sam Waksal's family unloaded about $9 million in the early morning at prices of $62 to $63 a share. By the afternoon, when Stewart finally sold for $58, CNBC and Bloomberg were reporting a big rout in ImClone shares. She called Waksal to ask what was going on, which simply proves she did not have a clue. Congressional snoops tried making a fuss over a possible cellphone conversation between Waksal and Stewart on Dec. 31, far too late to matter. At the close of trading on Dec. 27, CNBC's Carl Quintilla reported: "One stock that was under pressure today was ImClone Systems. About two months ago, they filed with the FDA for this drug, Erbitux. ... Haven't heard back from the FDA, and a lot of rumors now that perhaps the FDA would return a refuse-to-file letter." Michelle Caruso-Cabrera added: "The reason people are getting particularly nervous right now is there is a deadline. We're supposed to hear from the FDA by Dec. 31." This was old news by then. The stock closed down 7.65 percent, at $58.75. Hundreds of people sold ImClone that afternoon, including institutional investors. So why pick on Stewart?
Ultimate Martha Stewart Collection Candid martha stewart as seldom seen. Includes parody photos, fan pages, Odditorium, martha stewart's tribute to Star Trek, hula solo, humorous recipes and home and garden jokes. http://www.mrsmegabyte.com/
Extractions: Candid Martha Stewart as rarely seen publically! You too, can interact with Martha Stewart's fans- the Stewies, visit Martha Stewart's private museum- The Odditorium, do lunch with Martha Stewart and Bill Clinton, follow Martha Stewart's Star Fleet career a.k.a. the Omnimedia, attend a wild party with Martha Stewart, witness Martha Stewart's hula and uke solo, and more. It's a good thing... Enjoy! (Or, at least MrsMegaByte does!) Err.. We do believe in you, Goddess Martha Stewart. But, if you *do* ultimately end up in low-security prison, your fans will really miss you! MrsMegaByte, for one, was really hoping to get *that* salad recipe! MrsMegabyte's got some "insider" tips for you, too, Martha,
Martha Stewart Loss Widens martha stewart Loss Widens By TSC Staff 5/7/2004 819 AM EDT. Despite the weakerresults, martha stewart s management said they have reasons for optimism. http://www.thestreet.com/stocks/media/10158992.html
Extractions: Martha Stewart Living's MSO :NYSE - commentary research) first-quarter loss was twice as wide as analysts were predicting, as the beleaguered company's cloudy future forced it to record a big reserve against its balance-sheet tax credits. Still, the home-decor company noted surprising loyalty among its magazine readership, and said sales from its Kmart KMRT :Nasdaq - commentary research) partnership have actually risen 6.5% in the wake of its founder's legal fiasco. The home-advice company, which was rocked six months ago when Martha Stewart was convicted of securities fraud, lost $20.3 million, or 41 cents a share, in the latest quarter compared with $4.5 million, or 9 cents a share, a year ago. Revenue slumped 30% to $23.9 million. The latest quarter included a $9.3 million reserve against a deferred tax asset, taken "since the amount and extent of the company's future earnings are not determinable with a sufficient degree of probability," the company said. The few analysts who still try to forecast the company's results were predicting, on average, a loss of 20 cents a share on revenue of $45.2 million for the quarter, according to Thomson First Call. The company also forecast a loss of 35 cents to 40 cents a share, far wider than the 12-cent First Call loss estimate. The stock was recently down 45 cents, or 4.6%, to $9.25 on the Instinet premarket session.
Extractions: Martha Stewart's first Starfleet designation aboard the Federation Starship U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 was as the ship's computer in 2266 Martha Stewart's expertise on every conceivable subject in the universe was soon recognized. Naturally, she was promoted to "Chief of Replications" at warp speed. Martha demonstrates the Omnimedia Grip to Dr. Leonard McCoy. Suffering from xenopolycythemia, Bones jumped through a time portal attempting to save 20th-century Earth from Martha's grip. Martha Stewart's motto, "Living: Live Long and Prosper." Ensign Pavel Chekov with the Beta XII-A entity in 2268. This mysterious alien life-form of unknown origin is capable of manipulating matter and the minds of its victims.
BBC NEWS | Business | Martha Stewart Retrial Bid Denied martha stewart retrial bid denied. SEE ALSO martha stewart may stop using the name10 Mar 04 Business. martha stewart pays price of fame 05 Mar 04 Business. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3688487.stm
Extractions: Martha Stewart built an empire on recipes and decorating tips Lifestyle trendsetter Martha Stewart could be heading for prison after a judge in the US decided she will not get a retrial. Stewart is due to be sentenced next month for lying about a stock sale. Her attempt to get a retrial was based on claims that a juror lied to conceal a bias against the celebrity homemaker. Stewart's lawyers argued the case unfair as a juror failed to disclose that he had been previously arrested for assault. Judge Cedarbaum said seeking a retrial for juror misconduct was a high hurdle. The juror in question, Chappell Hartridge, lied repeatedly on his jury questionnaire including failing to disclose that he had stolen money from a Little League baseball group. Jail Stewart could now face a jail sentence on 17 June of more than one year. The TV celebrity was convicted of two counts of making false statements, one of obstructing justice and one of conspiracy.
Martha Stewart's Private Museum Tour Satire. martha stewart's private museum collection. martha stewart's private gallery of fine art and antiquities is finally opened for public viewing; the history of martha stewart. http://mrsmegabyte.tripod.com/fineart.html
Extractions: Leonardo Da Vinci - 1502 The famous Mona Martha is so often viewed as "Living" on television and in advertisements hawking magazines, paint, and K-Marth, that we sometimes find it difficult to see her as a real person of flesh and blood. Like an actual living being, Mona Martha Stewart seems to change before our very eyes and to look a bit different each time we revisit her. Sometimes Mona Martha's "sfumato" seems to mock at us, yet at other times we see a mysterious sadness in her smile. Frequently, Mona Martha's many expressions are known to simply elude us? Vermeer Van Delft - 1660 Apparently Martha Stewart has been cooking up good things for quite some time... Martha Stewart inspired many a seventeenth-century Dutch painter with her "beautiful vessels filled with wine and appetizing fruit or other dainties invitingly arranged on lovely china."
Martha Stewart's Surreal Ordeal Friday, May 14, 2004. martha stewart s Surreal Ordeal. by Christopher Westley.February 23, 2004. So the martha stewart trial has come to this. http://www.mises.org/fullstory.asp?control=1453
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Martha Stewart: Political Prisoner Saturday, May 22, 2004. martha stewart Political Prisoner. by William L. Anderson. Toput it another way, martha stewart is likely to be a political prisoner. http://www.mises.org/fullstory.asp?control=1246
Martha Stewart Is Innocent By Kelly G. Black martha stewart Is Innocent. by Kelly G. Black by Kelly G. Black. You have probablyheard the news that martha stewart was found guilty yesterday on all counts. http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig/black3.html
Extractions: by Kelly G. Black You have probably heard the news that Martha Stewart was found guilty yesterday on all counts. True, but deceptive. Remember the big lie for which she was prosecuted? The press remembers: Stewart and Bacanovic claimed they had a standing agreement to sell when the price fell below $60. But the government contended that was a phony cover story and that Stewart sold because she was tipped by her broker that ImClone CEO Sam Waksal was frantically trying to dump his own holdings. The natural assumption is that, since she was found guilty of "all counts," the jury believed that the $60 agreement was "a phony cover story." The press quotes the prosecutors closing argument on this point: In closing arguments , prosecutor Michael Schachter said the story about the arrangement to sell ImClone at $60 was "phony," "silly" and "simply an after-the-fact cover story." That is the one thing that the jury did not find her guilty of doing. The government lost its central claim. The press has not picked up on this, and probably never will.
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Register At NYTimes.com Federal Witness in martha stewart Trial Is Charged With Perjury. Find more resultsfor stewart, martha and ImClone Systems Incorporated. TOP BUSINESS ARTICLES. http://www.nytimes.com/2004/05/21/business/media/21CND-STEW.html?8br
